[casinobonyanes]

Hello Folks..hey, you Groucho's Cat, I mean you. Yes, YOU. Do you see any human beings around? No? Yeah, so I have only got you to address in this thread and I will. I am not one to be intimidated by lack of audience. Afterall, does Kalaignar think twice before writing his new movie? Yeah. We are like that only.

So, folks, we now go to the most anticipated announcement in this least followed thread -and you saw how the mods prudently pushed the Directors' announcement before this one; Yeah, the director may be the captain of the ship but this thread is only visited by Rahman fans waiting to collect yet another silverware for Rahman's Maid Servant to pawn off when in need. And smartly, we kept this announcement to the last.

Now, then the contenders.

[Babposa]

There are only four contenders. And, in a desparate attempt to push this thread to the next page, I am going to use up one post each for them

[xqkAY7Lg]

Sh!t, Plum. How did you know I was the one who wrote all of those damn script of his? On with the results....

Sincerely,
Grouchcat.

[pupyississido]

Alright, now comes the difficult part. SLB was easy meat. How do I get flippant about Rahman(Cant risk Rahman fans' wrath)? Or, Amit Trivedi(thats worse, Rahman fans' wrath plus Jaiganes's)?

Let's look at the third guy. Must be a relief. Surely, I am going to find sarcasm material in the third nominee?

Oh no.... that's Vishal Bharadwaj. You know what, I will close the announcement here. Vishal got 96%. Case Closed. Can't risk my own wrath.

(phone rings...)
Ah, yes, NOV. Understood, NOV. Shall do, NOV.

Ok, boss says announcers can't rig the results. Some technical snag I believe. I am going to claim refund from Azhagiri Training Institute for that "100 ways to rig poll results to what you want as results" course.

Pesky democratic norms means I have to sadly announce that Vishal Bharadwaj is eliminated with 12.5%. Must have a private chat with P_R. What use being moderator if you cannot rig polls to your favourite?

[zlZ95pjt]

Eh, groucho's Cat?
meowwww

Ah! I knew you'd have a pearl of wisdom to say about the results. Thank You.

For the second time in a week, I have been arm-twisted by NOV to announce a result where Rahman is not the winner. What's your scheme, Gov?
makkaLE, idhukkellAm nAn poRuppillai. edhuvA irundhAlum Malaysia pOi pEsikkunga. I am a mere pawn in NOV's hands.
( No, Ajay! Not like that! Rest easy!)

Rahman - presumably retired from the business of award-collection - seems to have somehow got that through his fans' skulls just in the nick of time to stop his votes at 37%, just enough to graciously let someone else win.

[JulieSmithdccd]

And the winner, if you hadn't already worked it out, smart people that you are, by the law of elimination, is....

A M I T T R I V E D I

For percentage of votes, you do the math. I cant do everything for you

Read and memorize. You'll hear a lot more of that name in the coming years.



[PLACEHOLDER] Jigina work around the photo by our own in-house web-designer Littlemaster[/PLACEHOLDER]

[PLACEHOLDER] Cemetry for Plum. Lynched by Rahman fans, thanks to the cunning and scheming old man, NOV's plot. RIP. Last wish: Epitaph to be written by Malaysia's finest obituary writer- Mr Groucho @Rakesh(Named after the Roshan Scion).
[/PLACEHOLDER]

[IACJdKfU]

[PLACEHOLDER] Cemetry for Plum. Lynched by Rahman fans, thanks to the cunning and scheming old man, NOV's plot. RIP. Last wish: Epitaph to be written by Malaysia's finest obituary writer- Mr Groucho @Rakesh(Named after the Roshan Scion).
[/PLACEHOLDER]

Inthanggo, bill-u Ooottandu kudutudunggo:

Here lies Plum,
Symbol of glum,
Being so dumb,
to go against mighty ARR fans, appove sonnen, vaanaa vaanaanu, keetaara, ippo parungga enna nilamainu, ayagooo....

[forotis]

evLO vambukkizhuthAlum pidivAdhamA yArumE reply paNNa mAtrAnga.

sOtthula kallu dA! yArAvadhu saNdaikku vAngadA! Thread aduththa pagekku pOgONum!

[Tilmbeinymn]

A qucik review

Hub Awards 2011 Results - Hindi Films


Best Hindi Actor - Vivek Oberoi

Best Hindi Actress - Kajol Devgn

Best Hindi MD - Amit Trivedi

Best Hindi Director - Dibakar Banerjee


Best Hindi Film -

[Crilosajsamq]

Can someone leash the cat, goddam feline....

Anyway, back again to announce

Best Hindi Film

My favourite category…not.

Interesting thing to note that three of the titles nominated here have English in their titles, which goes on to show that while the other languages try their best to reject Hindi, the Hindi folks turned their back and look at Hollywood’s direction.

First on the list shows that Hindi folks weakness in Mathematics, look at that title, One Two Ka Four and Peepli Live which is probably about a living and breathing Peepli or Peepli died and has come back to haunt the teen kids. No? How would I know? Next, you have Love Sex Aur Dhoka, and I assume Dhoka means “as a result we will have to start saving for that offsprings college money now”.

Next on is the patriotic Tere Bin Laden which rides on 9/11 paranoia, and is an evidence to the irrefutable fact that anything that tickles Hollywood, Bollywood aims to do it.

Ending the list is Guzaarish and Udaan, the latter is spelled the same way Indians in Malaysia pronounce the Malay word for prawn*.

*Udang. More Malaysian crack, suck on it.

[KuevDulin]

Best Film

SLB's evocative saga Guzaarish was tied with One Two Ka Four - a classic so timeless that it earned votes now a full decade after its release. They pocked 6.25% of the votes apiece.

Dubutant director's films Udaan, Tere Bin Laden and Peepli Live garnering 12.75% votes each.

With a whopping 50% of the votes Dibakar's Bannerjee's Love Sex aur Dhoka romps home, doing it again and again, riding the crest, mounting Indian film on the global stage and paving the way for journalist to do to death the phrase: coming of age.

[cinggooft]

How did One Two Ka Four get setup as a Poll Option?

Heck, wait, dont investigate. I setup the polls in this section.

[seosoftseo]

mhmm.. enakkum special mensan paNNinA dhAN kai thattuvEn
p.S: I have no connections with MK family. indha "buying applause" enakku thAnAvE vandhirukku

[parurorges]

How did One Two Ka Four get setup as a Poll Option?

Heck, wait, dont investigate. I setup the polls in this section.

April fool setupaa??

happy with polls and poll results except for kajal and vivek

[Vobomei]

Plum, Rakesh, P_R for great compering

[sesWaipunsaws]

aNNan Kiravuso was sidesplitting all over the Hub awards.
thaniyA thaniyA pOda mudiyalai, mothamA sErthu oru

[BonjGopu]

idhai ellOrum padikkaRa threadla pOdalAmla?