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• Aishwarya Rai desperate for instant success contacts Tamil director Perarasu for her new movie
  
  Aish: Hi Perarasu
  Pera: Naan Solli adikiurathule...
  Aish: Hey man nee enna sollutu?
  Pera: Diaoluge sollutu... Summa irumma.. Intha dialougea vachutan naa vandi ottikkitu irukken
  Aish: O you driveru?
  Pera: Ama, disk driveru...
  Aish: What, yen man neen angry ah irukkutu?
  Pera: Ama, Amitabjiku oru story ready panni vachirukken, aana avaru chandramukhi remake panna poittar
  Aish: Antha kathai enkitte sollu...
  Pera: Kathaiya.. enga kathai enge kathai... Ohh storyah.... Hahahaha
  Aish: Yen man sirikitu?
  Pera: Antha karumatha yellam naan en padathule vaikirathillai
  Aish: Appuram edpi man?
  Pera: build up panni build up panniye 180 minutes ottiruven...
  Aish: really?
  Pera: Illa sundeli..
  Aish: enakku oru build up onnu sollutu..
  Pera: Madam ippa neenga Rajni kitte love solla poreenga..
  Asih: Hey man ippa naan Akshay Kumar love pannutu
  Pera: Abishek kooda lovenu sonnanga
  Aish: Oh, sari Abishek love pannutu
  Pera: Yen en story mari kulappama pesureenga
  Aish: Naan epdi mattutu, eppa matutu ne yarukkum theritau, matta vendiya nerathule correctah mattutu...
  Pera: Rajni sir reject panni panni intha dialouge kattukittinga illa..
  Aish: Man nee build up sollutu...
  Pera: Enge Vitten?
  Aish: Nee yenga man vitte, Tamil nadu makkalai, Thirupachi lenthu ore kodumai than man.. Pavam avanga..
  Pera: Neenga ippa Rajni kitte love sollutu, cheee solreenga
  Aish: Hindi laya?
  Pera: Vayle..
  Aish: I mean language
  Pera: Tamil..
  Aish: Ok man
  Pera: Appa epdi solveenga?
  Aish: Appa nu..
  Pera: Ada kaduvule, Love eppidi solveenga
  Aish: Vaylethan
  Pera: Yamma Thaye... Rajni sir kitte love epdi solveenga
  Aish: Rajni uncle Rajni uncle i love you nu solven..
  Pera: Correct ipdithan thooya tamille sollanum
  Aish: Continue Perusu.. sorry vay thavari unmai ularitten.. Perarasu
  Pera: Paravalla, intha padathule naanthan hero...
  Aish: Man,,,,,,,,,,,, Tamil natule nuclear bomb podathu.....
  Pera: Enakku oru adithadi rowdy character putusa vachirukken
  Aish: Hey man ithu pudusa.. nee eppa movie eduthiyo appayilenthu ithetan man storyeh... ver story sollu
  Pera: Irunga madam... Movie peru Belgaum...
  Aish: Super
  Pera: Super illa Belgaum..
  Aish: (tubelight thalayan, epdithan ivana vachikittu tamilnattu makkal kuppa kotrangalo)... Ok
  Pera: Neenga oru sister..
  Aish: Entha church?
  Pera: I mean you have brothers and sisters...
  Aish: English parakutu...
  Pera: Hero ayittenle, inime englishthan, cooling glass than..
  Aish: Enna minjiruva man....
  Pera: Unga annan is a student in Belgaum medical college
  Aish: No, he is a model..
  Pera: Storyile......
  Aish: Ok man, storyileyavathu athu padikutu...
  Pera: Antha college le adipadai vasathi nalla illa...
  Aish: Apdina inna man?
  Pera: Antha collegele, pasanga girlsku route podara oru internet cafe illa, students toongarathukku oru park illa, pasanga sapdarathuku pizza shop illa
  Aish: Ithellam basic needs ah man...
  Pera: Vivek Oberai kitte matti vutruven ama..
  Aish: Sari man, kathai sollutu...
  Pera: Ungalluku bayangara kovam, evan Delhi scholarship oda varano, avankooda unga annana anuppanumnu ungalluku kanavu..
  Aish: kanavu means?
  Pera: Neenga amithabh marumagal avarathu koda kanavuthan
  Aish: Naan ippa delhiku poren apdithane
  Pera: Super pick up madame, epdi kandupiciheenga?
  Aish: Itha karuvule irukka kolanthai kooda kandupidikuthu, naan torupachi, shivakasi pakkutu.. padam pattu kattukutu...
  Pera: Sari, ange poi enna kathai?
  Aish: Ange yen annan koda sila ex medical students mess pannutu, naan revenge pannutu.. nee direct pannutu
  Pera: (aha, enakke intha idea varale, ponnu superthan) Yen levelku illatinalum etho ok..
  Aish: Enakku duet irukka man?
  Pera: Prabhu kitta solli vangi tharen
  Aish: hey man, padam illa, songs sonnen
  Pera: irukke 5 songs, naan 5 layum irukken.. Manja shirt, pacha pants, blue tie.. Ipdi rainbow theme oda varen
  Aish: Man enakku kan than alagunu neraya peru sollutu, nee ipdi poramai pudichavana irukkutu
  Pera: Athan ippa style madam...
  Aish: Kanna kurudu akkutu, athu fashinnu sollutu?
  Pera: Illa colour colour dress..
  Aish: Sari enge duet shooting?
  Pera: Papua New guinea, Mongolia, Nicaragua...
  Aish: yeh man, yen ennai ipdi thittutu..
  Pera: Madame, ingathen shooting (ivangellam miss worldah ayyo)
  Aish: Sari evlo enakku remuneration kodukutu?
  Pera: Enkooda nadikiratha vida ungalukku thaniya sambalam yen?
  Aish: Yeh man, ularutu?
  Pera: Vaythan
  Aish: Haiyo
  Pera: ivlo neram enkooda pesunathukku 15,000 rupees edunga
  Aish: Vutta Aish Perarasu pinnale suttra nee petti kudukutu...
  Pera: Ah, super idea
  
  Pera: Eh Kumudam Kandasamy, Vikatan Visvanathan, Kungkumam Kathirvelu inga vangappa
  Aish: Yaru men athu, un movie villains ah?
  Pera: Neenga enna love panreenganu oru interview kodukka mag ppl ha koopitten...
  Aish: Escapuuuuuuuuuuu...
  Pera: Haiyayo.. Dei Muthuvadugu.. Priyanka Choprakku phone poduda...
  Muthu: Neenga vareengannu therinju Priyanka lenthu, Gandhimathi varaikkum ellarum dubai poittanganna...
  Pera: Paravalla naane single role nadichiduern.. One Man Show...
  Muthu: Hayayayayayayayooooooooooo......
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