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Old 05-10-2012, 03:34 PM   #1
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Default I had a vision.
The other day, I was cleaning my room. Underneath my bed was a swirl of dust. It was so thick and dusty. The interesting thing is, it reminded me of the milky way. How stars, planets, moons, swirl around each other. It got me thinking, people said, god lives up there. Maybe god really lives up there in his bed, and we are all dust particles made from him/her/it. 90% of all dust particles in your room are made up of dead cells from your body. Maybe god sleeps in his bed, and we are just dust particle underneath the bed. Promptly, I used my dyson vacuum and suck everything up. Maybe the end of times refers to when god decides to suck up everything with a black hole?
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Old 05-10-2012, 07:05 PM   #2
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the end result of Christianity is God invite you for a cuppa of kopi with Him before he turns on the vacuum cleaner..
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Old 05-10-2012, 07:14 PM   #3
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Or he doesn't care and doesn't know at all.

the end result of Christianity is God invite you for a cuppa of kopi with Him before he turns on the vacuum cleaner..
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Old 05-11-2012, 11:41 AM   #4
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