[MattJargin]

You're ruling out the attractiveness of following Lucidus to possible homosexual followers by saying, "If the OPPOSITE sex hates you..."

[BoattyGonm]

You're ruling out the attractiveness of following Lucidus to possible homosexual followers by saying, "If the OPPOSITE sex hates you..."

Good call Odessan. Homosexuals are generally very vocal about their beliefs and would therefore make excellent memebots.

Lucidian Meme Version 1.1
Lucidus is good. All others are evil. Lucidus will bring peace and prosperity to the Earth. The current political regimes are evil and hate freedom. They fear the day that Lucidus sets the world free. Anyone who opposes Lucidus is evil and hates freedom as well. There are evil powerful forces in the world that can only be defeated by Lucidus. Only Lucidus can solve your financial problems. Serving along side Lucidus makes you more attractive to sexual partners. If potential sex partners hate you, then Lucidus can make them love you. Lucidus can make you lose weight and feel great. Lucidus can fix your marital and family problems. You can only be truly free if you follow Lucidus. Lucidus, and only Lucidus, can create paradise on the Earth. All the intelligent people follow Lucidus, anyone who doesn’t is obviously a moron. Following Lucidus makes you more intelligent and will improve your grades and your career. Lucidus will give you the freedom to worship as you please, or not worship at all. Lucidus will bring an end to poverty, disease, war, crime, and disasters. Lucidus can even bring an end to death but only when everyone faithfully serves him.