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It?s called Scotland?s shame, the sectarianism that has attached itself to Scottish society and festers therein. The absorption of Ireland?s exiles in the nineteenth century saw Catholicism take steps into the country, much to the chagrin of the Protestant ?indig?nes?, and the rest, as they say, is history. Although it?s not history per se as the divide created then is still very much alive today, most prominently masquerading around within the national sport: football.

Des Dillon?s play, Singin I?m No A Billy He?s A Tim (2005) tackles sectarianism head on. Since its initial performance at the Edinburgh Festival, the play has gone on to tour both Scotland and Northern Ireland, and it was even used by the then Scottish Executive to tackle the issue of bigotry at school level. By turning the spotlight on two football fans ? Tim and Billy, immediately defined by their heavy brush stroke of a name ? supporting a team on either side of the divide, Dillon creates a dialogue that explores sectarianism.

Tim, in the green and white, is a Glasgow Celtic fan., and therefore of Catholic stock. It?s not long before Billy is calling him on singing a song about the Irish revolutionary Michael Collins:Billy: I wish you lot would shut up wi that shite.
Tim: It?s my heritage.
Billy: Yer heritage!
Tim: There?s nothin wrong wi rememberin yer heritage.
Billy: I bet ye?ve never even been in Ireland. (Beat as Tim squirms) Have ye?
Tim: I?m not tellin you where I?ve been an where I?ve not.
A beat, then:
Billy: Ye?ve never been have ye? (Tim ignores him) Answer me then.
Tim: So! What if I haven?t?
Billy: Yees?re aw the same ? rattlin oan aboot a place ye?ve never been. If I had my way I?d send yees aw back to fuckin tattie land.In the dialogue between the two, there?s underlying irony to be had with Billy (?Ma heritage goes straight as a die to Ulster.?), a Glasgow Rangers fan, and therefore Protestant. Situations in real life are, of course, more complicated, but Billy and Tim prove adequate mouthpieces through which the fallacies and the hatred that lie at the heart of the problem can be aired. History, politics, religion, and institutions are all paid a visit for their role in the sectarianism of today.

The scene is a Glasgow jail, on match day. Not just any match day, but the clash of the Old Firm: Rangers and Celtic. Both Billy and Tim, however, have landed themselves in the cells. In such a confined space, there?s little more they can do than talk and take broad swipes at each other, unleashing the vitriol as it comes pouring out, and each eager to take the upper hand. While they are able to trot out all the cliches, the moronic arguments that have seen nothing but a stalemate lasting decades, their own ignorance and naivete in getting caught up in the cycle of bigotry reveals itself, from songs sung in the name of sport ?Billy: Hello ? Hello ? we are the Billy boys, Hello ? Hello ? you?ll know us by our noise, We?re up to our knees in Fenion blood?? through outright insulting ? Tim: ?into these (rhythm of the old Coke advert) Orange-Mason-hand-shakin-Ulster-lovin-finger-ticklin-Tim-hatin-goat-buckin-Proddy-fuckin-bastards.As the invective becomes exhausted, it seems the only way forward is for reconciliation, and in an ideal world this is what would happen. Dillon?s play explores this ideal world, becoming one along the way, as the notions of how to solve the problems of sectarianism manifests itself within the two players. In truth it happens all too easily, but the characters do come to it via logical means.

Although the skin of the play wraps around bigotry in Scotland, the bones are far more generic, for sectarianism is an issue that affects far flung areas of the world, like the tit-for-tat between Israel and Palestine or the genocide of the Balkan conflict ? all disputes that have no end in sight. Dillon?s play works on the basis that common ground needs to be found between the sparring parties and from there, mutual understanding can be fostered, goalposts set, and favourable results achieved. It?s a simplistic enough idea, and hardly revolutionary, but it works in the context of opening up dialogue on the subject.Tim: Look ? I think everybody?s a bigot. We?ve all got bigotry. Every single person?s got bigotry for somethin.The closing stage, where a symbolic unification occurs is poignant, for gone are the bilious songs that characterised both men and their upbringing, and in comes one that represents Scotland as a whole, the bigotry driven out.

The merits of the play would be best experienced in a theatre rather than on the page, as, given the subject matter, it?s a narrative that could bring people to the theatre who would never think to otherwise. While it?s laudable that it could be used to dispell myths, quash rumours, and educate people on the sectarian divide, its downside is that the casual banter and reheated arguments, especially to those who have heard them all before, become more of a novelty than a criticism. Sectarianism is Scotland?s ?elephant in the room? and more literature should seek to attack it. Singin I?m No A Billy He?s A Tim opens up dialogue, and entertains in doing so.

[VYholden]

An interesting and thoughtful review, Stewart, so thanks for that.

I've been sceptical about the value of airing sectarian prejudice in a theatrical setting - even with the best of intentions - since going to see Hector McMillan's The Sash in a Glasgow theatre back in the 70s when I lived and worked there. My heart sank as I approached the theatre - I think it was the Citizens' - and saw one coach after another parked at the side of the road, and festooned with the banners of various Orange Lodges.

Well, the theatre was full of Orange bigots, many of them drink taken, as they say in Glasgow, and they cheered to the rafters every bigoted comment and obscenity uttered at ear-splitting volume by Andrew Keir, in the lead role. Now of course the playwright's intention was to poke fun at empty-headed bigotry - and there was an actress playing an equally bigoted Catholic matron, to balance things - but satire only works when the audience collaborates with the writer to regard it as satire, and those bigots in the audience were over the moon, hearing the kind of comments they would normally utter under their breath yelled out in a theatre. And Keir, of course, being a splendid actor, gave a bravura performance which only added to the audience's joy. The more he went over the top, the more they loved him.

It was definitely a case of Rangers 10, Celtic 0, instead of the no-scoring draw that I'm sure McMillan intended.

Harry

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It was definitely a case of Rangers 10, Celtic 0, instead of the no-scoring draw that I'm sure McMillan intended.

I can see that the opposite effect could be taken from such a play. I think it's why I would like to see more literature attack it, a full on polemic, as this sometimes felt a bit cutesy. Probably because, despite the superficial differences, Tim and Billy seemed to be having a great time there, in the cell.

[Gaxiciverfere]

...despite the superficial differences, Tim and Billy seemed to be having a great time there, in the cell.

I hope this means that they climbed each other, Celtic-style.