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**hLabXZlK** · 09-02-2010, 09:17 PM

So close to becoming a Darwin award contender.

**YmolafBp** · 09-02-2010, 10:01 PM

Why are British women so afraid of spiders?

**Xodvbooj** · 09-03-2010, 12:09 AM

Is killing a spider with a shoe or magazine too old-fashioned??

I had a cracking shot just before bed last night with a daddy long legs. I swung a flip flop and batted its abdomen clean off its thorax and the top half slowly fell to the floor. Certainly shut the bastard up, I couldn't have done with that thing buzzing around my face all night.

**BoarmomorurrY** · 09-07-2010, 03:13 AM

It's a crane fly you idiot and they do not eat mosquitoes.

**jimbomaxf** · 09-07-2010, 04:50 AM

This is coming from the grammar and spelling expert AAHZ, folks. It carries weight.

**Heacechig** · 09-07-2010, 05:07 AM

Thanks, loin.

**Mowselelex** · 09-07-2010, 06:11 AM

I think that gentleman will be hearing from the esteemed members of Dethklok.

Postia ante deletia.

**yahyynzer** · 09-07-2010, 06:45 AM

Yeah, it appears to be more of a 69 thing, unless he had several ribs removed.

**medprof** · 09-07-2010, 09:30 AM

Anybody who browses poly on a work computer (where "work" != "university") is an idiot.

**lopushok** · 09-07-2010, 11:14 AM

AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SUCK YOUR OWN PENIS! JUST CANNOT BE DONE!

**BegeMoT** · 09-07-2010, 01:34 PM

You're more of a Lotus 1-2-3 guy.

**NeroASERCH** · 09-07-2010, 07:04 PM

I'd love to know how they conducted that sampling exercise.

**Arbinknit** · 09-07-2010, 10:19 PM

You have participated. Seeing as you're flexible enough to disappear up your own bumhole with every post, autofellatio should be a breeze.

And let's face facts- nobody else is going to suck it.

**Zaebal** · 09-07-2010, 11:16 PM

That is not metal.

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Xodvbooj Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	Is killing a spider with a shoe or magazine too old-fashioned?? I had a cracking shot just before bed last night with a daddy long legs. I swung a flip flop and batted its abdomen clean off its thorax and the top half slowly fell to the floor. Certainly shut the bastard up, I couldn't have done with that thing buzzing around my face all night. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-07-2010, 03:13 AM	#4
BoarmomorurrY Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	It's a crane fly you idiot and they do not eat mosquitoes. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-07-2010, 10:19 PM	#13
Arbinknit Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 458 Senior Member	You have participated. Seeing as you're flexible enough to disappear up your own bumhole with every post, autofellatio should be a breeze. And let's face facts- nobody else is going to suck it. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-07-2010, 11:16 PM	#14
Zaebal Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 353 Senior Member	That is not metal. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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