[neerewed]

Dionne Warwick concert?

They deserve pity not beatings.

[QXCharles]

Saturday night? Hmm, let's see.

I was watching "The Bucket List".

Good movie, I recommend it.

[Woziwfaq]

Saturday night? Hmm, let's see.

I was watching "The Bucket List".

Good movie, I recommend it.

The Bucket List? Doesn't it have a darkie star?

Can't you get AIDs from watching them?

[xFZ3k8Mw]

My favourite movie is Shawshank Redemption, and it's got Morgan Freeman in it too.

He's a wonderful actor, Asher. You should check him out sometime.

[AndreasLV]

Shame Christiand would do this sort of thing ever, to be the butt of a joke.

I love people and am sorry 4 this

The suspects are East Indian, so it turns out they're just another kind of religion.

[RealCHEAPsoftDOWNLOAD]

It's the right demographic.

I heard a moron on the radio today explaining gays bring this about themselves because they've been too pushy lately demanding rights and everything. I thought of Ben.

[Marinausa]

If you see me walking down the street,
And I start to cry each time we meet,
Walk on by, walk on by

[wrardymar]

If you see me walking down the street,
And I start to cry each time we meet,
Walk on by, walk on by

A great song. Especially The Stranglers' version.

Burt Bacharach

[ovH9wfSJ]

My favourite movie is Shawshank Redemption, and it's got Morgan Freeman in it too.

He's a wonderful actor, Asher. You should check him out sometime.

Deleted scene from The Office (the good one) after Obama got elected:


Michael - Now that an African-American is in office, you guys are the man. You guys are whitey. And suddenly, you're the ones you can't jump, or dance, or do math. Do you understand the responsibility that that puts upon your shoulders? Do you have any idea how often you are going to bite your tongue now? And I'm not talking just about race, I'm talking about the obesity epidemic that's going on over here, or the fact that somebody is gay and acts like it, and looks like it...

Oscar - Michael...

Michael - No, no, see, here's the thing, I can say these things, you guys can't anymore. You can't do it. You can't say them, are you up to the task? You guys ready?

Darryl - Yes, can I say a few words?

Michael - Oh yea, oh my God, this is your time, you have two minutes.

Darryl - As the social leaders there will be some new rules. Um, all food will be slightly spicier, public radio is now private, cut it out with the Jonas Brothers, NASCAR is over, no more Morgan Freeman movies.

Michael - Really?

Darryl - Yea.. he's more for you guys. And no more winter Olympics.

Dwight - But those are the best Olympics.

Darryl - Stanley?

Stanley - Naah.

Darryl - But there is good news, you can stop pretending you like jazz music.