[Arrocousa]

Oh, it gets worse. They have Sabbath elevators in Jerusalem. You don't have to push any buttons. They just stop at every floor.

Reform Judaism

Jesus H Christ
Nope.

[JakilSong]

It would probably do you fat Americans some good to be forced to take the stairs once a week.

[appleiphoneees]

Wtf is up with the Sabbath? Seriously! I'm watching Bill Maher's movie "Religiousity" and some Jewish dude is running down the list of no nos on the Sabbath and I'm my head off. You cant light a fire on the Sabbath? Moses and his Buddies stoned a guy to death for gathering firewood on the Sabbath? C'mon, the creator of the universe gives a damn what you're doin on Sunday (or Saturday, or Friday?).

Say it aint so, Joe!

I actually have "some" respect for Judaism (they aint knocking on my door trying to convert me) but this is ridiculous. God did not set aside 1 day a week (or 3 days) for us to do nothing but kill everyone else who is doing something. Jesus H Christ...

http://www.loonylaws.com/

[Ambassador]

Hassle does not equal rest. Hassle is the opposite of rest. But I thought the movie was called "Religulous?" Or did Maher make a second stupid movie about religion?

[Fegasderty]

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** don't ****ing roll!

[extessarere]

Are you a Christian Scientist now Berz? I believe Bill Maher is. He has some pretty funny beliefs as well.

[yahyynzer]

OVER THE LINE!

[DoctorBretonDen]

Shouldn't we spell it "fundie"? That's both more endearing and more degrading (win - win).

How about calling them "culties"? Jew-culties, muslim-culties, christian-culties... I think that has a certain ring to it.

[RokgroofeTeme]

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** don't ****ing roll!

My favorite part was where he quoted Lenin by name in a conversation with The Dude, and Donny kept butting in with "I am the Walrus" until Walter turned and screamed, "VLADIMIR ILLYCH ULYANOV, JACKASS!"

[vernotixas]

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... You're goddamn right I'm living in the ****ing past!



Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.



Do you see what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass?

[JasminBerkova]

Shouldn't we spell it "fundie"? That's both more endearing and more degrading (win - win).

How about calling them "culties"? Jew-culties, muslim-culties, christian-culties... I think that has a certain ring to it.

I think other Jews call those crazy guys Frummies or something.

[Symnunidanimb]

I seem to have a lot of the same views as Bill Maher, but I can't stand the insufferable *****.

ACK!

[ricochettty]

He's more fun to watch once you realize how exactly like a cockatiel he looks.

Holy crow! You are a genius! That is exactly what he looks like.

Speaking of animal resemblances -- the barista at Caribou tonight had a haircut that made the back of her head look like a Szitzu's butt. I kept mentally adding in the anatomical bits and grinning like an idiot.

My favorire Maher move was when he told Dave to stop taking all his cardiac meds because they're poison.

[fajerdoksdsaaker]

One thing I really can't stand about Maher is his anti-vaccine kick. Those people tend to piss me off in general.

[bxxasxxa]

One thing I really can't stand about Maher is his anti-vaccine kick. Those people tend to piss me off in general.

Particularily when the guy who started the whole thing has been exposed as a fraud. It turns out that when the first study of the link between autism and vaccine was done some parents of autistic kids paid the researcher to have their kids put into the study, massively skewing the study's outcome.

[tearidrusydet]

Bill Maher is a agnostic. He's spiritual or something, and thinks religions are just bureaucracy.

Well he seems down right religious about his non-believing beliefs.

[popandopulus]

No, he was saying to stop worshipping Judaism. The point of his starting a new religion was that dad was saying that Judaism was obsolete and that it was time to upgrade to God 2.0.

Stupid Jews...

I just wish God 3.0 wouldn't have been such a dissapointment. I mean really, the whole holy war bug got worse and the whole suicide attack bug that was only present in some periferal mods got imported into the vanilla. It was also just so much more processing power! I mean seriusly praying like 5 times a day, think of all the waisted CPU cycles! Yes Trinity core has its problems but it was a bold curse to take and I just wish they kept working on the concept.

Also the modability sucks God 2.0 can basically be modded into anything you want! Even God 1.0 allowed you to dual boot secularism and keep the OS just as a legacy system to run the cool ethnic-only apps. God 1.0 users made some awesome hacks for the OS, they seriusly optimised it, focusing less on user friendliness and more on functionality and its still used by the majority of those in top fraction of the fiancial and academic circles so I wouldn't berate the users that quickly.


Also the hardware requirements are just not cool. Forcing users to modify junk is just wrong


I think we'll be seing more and more educated people pick up open source solutions.