What's the gayest way to tell time? - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**Keyclenef** · 03-15-2010, 10:53 PM

1a. Wrapping another man's dick around your wrist and drawing a watch face on it with a Sharpie.

1b. Using the sunlight shining in through your bedroom window and the erect penis of your lover to fashion an ad hoc sundial.

**Appeselve** · 03-15-2010, 11:39 PM

Drake, even after reading 1a in the other thread, I still chuckled again.

**CealialactBek** · 03-16-2010, 01:55 AM

Squeezing out anal beads on the hour.

**Old-old-Ivy** · 03-16-2010, 02:28 AM

It wasn't because you weren't satisfying me, Drake. I just had a dinner date to keep and didn't want to be late.

**OgrGlgHu** · 03-16-2010, 02:44 AM

Sun dial.

**BigBobdd** · 03-16-2010, 03:32 AM

Alarm ****. Tells you when you're already up.

03-15-2010, 10:53 PM	#1
Keyclenef Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 402 Senior Member	What's the gayest way to tell time? 1a. Wrapping another man's dick around your wrist and drawing a watch face on it with a Sharpie. 1b. Using the sunlight shining in through your bedroom window and the erect penis of your lover to fashion an ad hoc sundial. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Appeselve Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 520 Senior Member	Drake, even after reading 1a in the other thread, I still chuckled again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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CealialactBek Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 525 Senior Member	Squeezing out anal beads on the hour. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Old-old-Ivy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 513 Senior Member	It wasn't because you weren't satisfying me, Drake. I just had a dinner date to keep and didn't want to be late. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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OgrGlgHu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 544 Senior Member	Sun dial. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-16-2010, 03:32 AM	#6
BigBobdd Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 328 Senior Member	Alarm ****. Tells you when you're already up. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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