[Talicoabilk]

Starchild is biochem. Japher is a chem-eng.

Yeah, you don't need Japher until you're ready to scale up production. Aren't Krill and PH chemists, too?

[GaryBulguihb]

The drugs are just there to chill me out. I don't need them. I can quit whenever I want.

I just don't want to.

[Worseacar]

I'm just going to take the 3 I think would be entertaining and I'd get along with. Screw practical ****.

Asher, Q^3 and Guynemer.

We have your pill right here, Guy.

[newwebstar]

Why do we actually need humans anyway? I swear most pubilc primary school teachers could be replaced by machines anyway and lots of kids grow up with practically no parental input and just TV. Sure the first generations will all be trailer park trash extrordinare, but if the average IQ of the founder population is large enough they might still turn out better after a few generations than they would infected by any twisted ideals apolytonians might inspire.

Go away. Baitin'.

[Eagevawax]

3 gays and Guynemer. I'm sure he's thrilled.

Hence the pill.

Oh, and you can take a pill to turn yourself gay.

[Scfdglkn]

Would there be a pill to turn yourself straight?

[GustavM]

Would there be a pill to turn yourself straight?

No, Dan, stop asking.

[Elaltergephah]

Yeah, that pic is pretty horrific. I hope BK was being sarcastic.

[xqkAY7Lg]

Dead girls are the only variety that'll sleep with him.

[bestgenpower]

Deeply closeted homosexuals have no idea what makes for an attractive woman, and will often latch onto fug ugly ones that they superficially think qualify as pretty (i.e. redheads, women with large boobs/butts, etc.)

I hope Guy's wife doesn't know this.

[boanuatiguali]

Dead chicks will sleep w/ anyone, though - they never object, don't get pregnant, and can't change their mind later and scream "RAEP!" - it's almost too perfect.

By default if a woman seems too good to be true I assume the catch is either an STD or some serius psych issues. A dead girl is probably not going to drag you into her crazy world (even thou her brain is a mess by now) but the maggots inside her may pose a bit of a yuck factor, also diseases you can get from handling a corpse aren't fun.


Also its notoriusly hard to pick up dead girls, you can't charm them, they don't seem to notice preselection and they are pretty much loners meaning you aren't likley to see them going out much with their friends or even walking the street (so even day game is out of the question!). Sure if you are friends with a "playa" also known as "the undertaker" in this context he could hook you up with anything from a 5 all the way up to a 7 (mostly GILFs tho). But what one really needs to do in order to get the 10s of the necro world, is to just go Caveman. Don't talk, just grab her and carry her to your place. I guarantee that unless you encounter an undertaker or her living friend (who will cockblock you BTW) this will work. Discretion is very important! Dead girls won't object to any crazy sunt you pull on them, but like most women they won't bat an eyelash when a thug calls you a sicko and beats you up. And as we all know seeing you beat up will dry a girl up faster than you can say mumification.

In the end once you master Dead Game you will wonder how you ever lived without it, it will come so naturaly that you will soon find it best to simply introduce girls into the dead lifestyle as soon as you can just so you can use Dead Game on them, this will much improve your chances at 10s or 9s since playing a numbers game on with a pickaxe and shovel seldom pays and girls that stick to the lifestyle for a long time tend to age rather badly.

[WhileKelf]

No, just thinking that picture specifically is hot will call your orientation into question. There are more attractive photos of CH out there, though honestly I don't see what all the fuss is about.

[arrendabomnem]

Yummy!

This picture, Guy. "Deer in her own headlights."

[HoniSoniproca]

Looks like the controller of her remote control has just popped out for a fag.

[Dreqsqse]

It's just inactive looking androids I don't like.

So, a trip to a foreign star. Like Omar Sharif?

[TXmjLW9b]

Now that there looks like a woman I could handle. Vacant and silent.