[mussmicky]

So to qualify as "lord of the flies" conditions you just have to have a few parties with partial nudity (which in this case probably means shirtless men)?

How the hell does whatever is going on, if anything, qualify that term? Why the **** do journalists these days have to describe every ****ing god damn thing in terms of it beign a seal breaking in our decent into apocolypse!?!?!

[aspinswramymn]

Sounds like a typical college party to me. Never pass out in a strange place.

Seriously, unless they are hunting people with murderous bloodlust or banishing people to starvation in the wilderness, how the hell does "Lord of the Flies" apply?

At most it sounds like a simple case of minor hazing, something I take very seriously that should be dealt with. However, it is obvious that whoever characterized these events never read that book.

[Andrius]

It has to be catastrophic or it wouldn't be much of a hard hitting investigative report.

[WenPyclenoWex]

Sounds like a typical college party to me. Never pass out in a strange place.

It's nice to know that you spent your college years being urinated on.

[realnilkless]

It's nice to know that you spent your college years being urinated on. I don't pass out in strange places. That also allowed me to avoid the dreaded sharpie marker.

[Nikkkola]

LotF is over the top. But then so was Patty's experience in college/the navy. Wow. Being pissed on is part 'n parcel of the party life, dontcha know!

-Arrian

[Zvssxstw]

LotF is over the top. But then so was Patty's experience in college/the navy. Wow. Being pissed on is part 'n parcel of the party life, dontcha know! Am sorry you guys spent your college years in the library, being pissed on is one of the least repulsive things I've seen done at various frat houses/house parties around the country.

I suggest you guys stay away from Bourbon Street, the aquariam and petting zoo seem like more your style

[RooxiaNof]

I don't remember saying anything about people being pissed on, it was an example amongst much stupid crap that can and does go on. You all can piss and moan all you want, but we all know young dudes partying do all sorts of crazy **** whether it be screwing with passed out drunk people or jumping off of roofs. Admit the what was described does not rate the adjectives used and move on.

I would be far more worried if they were more serious hazing like blood pinning people or somehow letting security lapse at the embassy (if it had lapsed, the Taliban would have been all over it). As it is we have some basic sophmoric activity that should be curtailed but it is not anything particularly crazy.

[Controller]

Pattie, if you like being pissed on by other men you don't have to pretend you're passed out. I'm sure you can find someone who will be happy to accommodate you.

[smirnoffdear]

The first picture sure looks like lord of the flies and the ass sniffing is just weird.

[xFZ3k8Mw]

I get pissed on at least once a week.

Of course, I work with newborn babies every damn day.

[freevideoandoicsI]

Go Navy. rawr.

[nintenda]

These are private security guards employed by a daughter corporation of Wackenhut. Not military.

[markshome23]

[Attarderb]

Oh. So, what's all the fuss about? I suppose it isn't very sanitary, and all that bunghole-licking could lead to the spread of swine flu somehow?

[xyznicks]

Good god man, if you consider the years between 25-30 excruciating, what the heck are you going to think about those of 50-55. I think you'll look back fondly at what you considered excruciating.

[globjgtyf]

I thought the same thing, but due to economic conditions it's been delayed by a few years.
But anyway, ok 45-50 then.

Getting old isn't for wussies

[Filmania]

Become a gay canadian version of Sloww? They are both red necks after all.

[easypokergonj]

Asher is just mad because he's staring 30 in the face.

Actually, no. He's staring 30 in the back of the head.