[assonomaf]

It beats the alternative.

I know who I am and my place in the universe.

No more angst.

[Paiblyelaxy]

I disagree. I'm waiting on the restaurant senior meal deals to kick in.

[Emunsesoxmete]

I disagree. I'm waiting on the restaurant senior meal deals to kick in.

Sloww, they don't card you.

My hair turned white prematurely, so I've been getting the Old-Fart's discount for about five years now. It's the greatest invention since the horseless carriage!

[Hinigyday]

They say baldness is caused by an excess of testosterone.

[borasolit]

That's an urban legend started by bald guys.

[ViaxobbimeVar]

So, no one is going to bring up piss shivers?

[AgJ5mNXM]

That's AAHZ. It lingers.

[IdomeoreTew]

Every day, in every way, looking a bit more like a scrotum with limbs.

[Morageort]

Senior discounts do not make up for "12. I'm a non-threat to young single women." However, this is what you get for choosing to live so long. Disrupted sleep to piss in the night, misbehaving glands, thinking your boring kanoodling is actually relevant and interesting, selective memory holes -- Japher's list hardly begins to make up for all this. Main thing is I've learned to be patient about most things, something will happen eventually.

[jabader]

The healing process taking that much longer.

Indeed.

[Kamepherype]

Not a ****ing thing.

[markkisil]

I don't mind the gray hair really. It does look distinguished. I only got a couple strands on the side of my head anyways. And my hair is light, so it's hard to notice. I'll take that any day over losing hair- which I slowly am as well .

#5 spot on. I agree wholeheartedly. No more trying to be cool and wear designer ****, I wear what I want.

#1 I've always had, I forgot books I've read shortly after I've read them. Some long books such as Red Storm Rising I forget what happened at the beginning by the time I reach the end.

#4 I say Back in my day. I love saying that.

#3 no, no, no. Kids are all gangsters now days. They'll shoot you if you try to tell them what to do.

#6 no, no, no. I love knowing everything and letting everyone else I know everything. I can do everything as well.

[mr.memo]

Growing old is crap. I hate it.

[Alexunda]

1. AARP discounts
2. Cheaper golf (not like I have time to play)
3. umm, had another, can't remember...

[gkruCRi1]

Growing old is crap. I hate it.

It's better than not.

[UBJ3kvP1]

They say baldness is caused by an excess of testosterone.

I'm sure it's an honest mistake but you forgot to type the rest; "..and/or lack of sex."



Spec.

[Wahwlsnt]

Oh and getting older -- its ok-- In my job people seem to listen more if you have experience even if you are no smarter