[AutoCadPhotoSHOP]

Try to "copy" all your routines, also with the interrupts,like you wanted to go see TV
but the phone rang.
Good luck

[gamblingstats]

Check Wiglaf's ass.

[rengerts]

Check your front door. They're probably in the lock.

[Vikonbarius]

I predict he will find them in the last place he looks.

[robstamps]

I predict he will find them in the last place he looks.

Of course! Because once he finds them, he'll stop looking.

[viagbloggerz]

They are in your refrigerator.

ACK!

[Toossehew]

I started a thread on this exact subject at CG one time. I found the keys in a box of cap'n crunch. I'm serious.

[flielagit]

Check under you mattress with the porn.

ACK!

[TheLucyLee]

While imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, your keys aren't in my ass.

[CGH1KZzy]

I've looked everywhere, on the bed, under the bed, in drawers, on my desk, around the sink, ever-sodding-where.

While it might be in the most unlikely spot possible, it is quite doubtful you left your keys on Apolyton. So better begin your search elsewhere.

[Snuddyentaine]

I have no doubt my dog would murder anyone who broke into my house, including myself. He doesn't take any bullshit. You come in through the front door or you come out in a body bag

[Pete789]

In one of your shoes

[Liaiskelile]

Jews don't care about Santa and are cheap

[priordine]

He's half Jewish, half gypsy.

[SimSlim]

Look under your keyboard.

[citalopram]

Where did they steal them from?

[BrandandGeneric]

so my original in the door was correct. Just one ass removed.

[annouhMus]

Glad we solved that mystery.

I was worried this was going to cause me to lose sleep tonight.

[prehighaltitudesjj]

Yes

[Attaniuri]

Anal rape and tubgirl.

'Nuff said.

Respectively?