[awagsFare]

Getting laid is more important than your long-term health. Both are more important than your "self-image".

[Qvqnubpj]

You've lived long enough, then. Time to leave the estate to your kids and push out on that ice floe.

[nilliraq]

Just be yourself.

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WOOO! @zing

[mireOpekrhype]

What's a good way to keep women off you?

Push them off. Preferably when you're done.

[DownloadADOBEsoftware]

oh I just found out I can't date women in my department. So all this is a moot point. I guess I should have read the employee manual . They give it to you on a CD, I just never got around to reading it. In any case, I'm sure she knows this, so this makes me thing she's just being an attention whore or flirty. I'm usually pretty good at spotting attention whores now (after my experiences a few years ago), but she threw me off I guess because she's single. Most AH's I dealt with were married or had a bf.

Then she tickles me on the stomach today. I'm not a big tickle fan. Wasn't tickling considered some form of medieval torture at the time? OK tickling isn't that bad, but I'm very ticklish and I just can't help it. So I kinda do need to find a way to keep her off me .

One of these days I'll get around to reading my employee manual (ie never). But in any case that's that. Time to move on. Now I can focus on my hard working lifestyle.

[Nidsstese]

Ask her if she's into scat porn.

[Virosponna]

Little does she know I'm still single because I'm a loser. I may be good at everything else in life, but my lack of skill in the romance department makes me a loser.

I refuse to accept that defetist attitude, I at one point in my life believed the same thing for myself. I spent a few months studying psychology, socialisingm and forcing myself into uncomfortable situations each a horror but each a learning experience. Untill finally I started to see results.

What one man can do another can do!

I know that to be true. How do I know my succes wasn't a freak event? I know because I have a new hot girlfriend. I went from a self-diagnosed love shy who hadn't even kissed a girl to an average Joe eager to improve untill now I am the one who is in demand. I now say no far more often than yes you can not imagine how this has improved every aspect of my life. Before I tought to myself 'I don't really need a woman. I can be happy alone.' I was wrong, I was rationalizing, I was continuing my learned helpless behaviour. You don't want to be a looser? Well stop being one! You have a brain designed to solve problems by millions of years of evolution, use it!

[Cricequorie]

Mention offhandly that your crabs are driving your nuts!

Fixed a possible typo?

[Pdarassenko]

Well said.

[herrdwq]

Set up a blind date with me?

[Mr Andrews]

oh to top it all off (she said other provocative comments that day) I go to the gym and see not one but 2 sets of attractive female twins! What are the odds of that happening! I've never even seen a set of twins in person until sunday. That's just weird. One set might have been under 18- I'm a terrible judge of age. The others looked to be a little over 18. This got me to thinking very dirty thoughts about twins. Very hard to focus on my work out. or very difficult I should say.

[Karpattaisp]

I think women see me at work, and they see how good and confident I am. And I am. I'm simply the best. It's possible they have never met a man as smart as me. . Holy god, I'm one arrogant sob. But I do this on purpose. I used to not have confidence at my job, and my work suffered. It took years of experience to get this confidence. And I'm not going to risk throwing it away by being humble. I've always struggled at keeping my confidence up, and so I will build myself up.

Now if that confidence could translate into other things involving you know what, that'd be nice. But being good at work, and being good with women seem to be two different animals. I like to think there isn't any one thing I can't fix or service- except women.

edit: I forgot to say what she said when I pushed a service light and told her I need service. Well you can guess what the response was. I know I shouldn't flirt at work, but she started it! . I know I'm playing with fire. I can't blame her entirely for flirting with me, as I respond to those and set up those situations. I have to put some blame on myself. Now if I could find something cold to put down my pants in those situations. Or just stop setting them up. It's like a drug, I can't stop doing it.

[GenManagerS]

nothing wrong with her that I know of. I'm just trying to spare myself some hurt feelings later (and not get fired). She's attractive. Perhaps too attractive for me. Then again I don't know what kind of woman I can get. Sometimes I try to gauge by looking at other couples. I've never seen a guy who looks like me with a woman who is attractive. In fact, I see a lot of guys that are better looking than me with fat women. So I've always assumed at best, I could only get a fat woman. But then again, I am awesome in other areas...

I did mentioned I was fired before. While women weren't the direct cause of that, they were a contributing factor. I wasn't focussing on my work as I should have been. But there were other distractions as well...

[Tumarimmicdak]

I'm just trying to spare myself some hurt feelings later Foolish, IMO. I understand the desire to avoid rejection, but that way leads to endless dates with Rosie palm. If that sounds good to you, hey, whatever.

and not get fired I've never heard of someone being fired for that... I could see a transfer to separate you if you end up married, depending on the specifics. I bet our employee handbook says something discouraging about relationships, yet a number of couples met in my office and people generally saw it as a good thing.

-Arrian