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Old 01-04-2009, 05:03 AM   #1
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Default What's a good way to keep women off you?
If you have remained more or less the same as you aged, then, that means you improved.

Most people get worse, a lowt worse.

Perhaps you friends were much more attractive than you when you were 16, but nowadays, there is no big difference. So, now you score a lot more with women.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:23 AM   #2
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Start talking about WoW or physics or other such things?

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Old 01-04-2009, 05:39 AM   #3
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just trying to keep my mind on work. thing is I get distracted easy. and I tend to fall for women easy. I'm trying to avoid these mistakes this time around. And the thing is while I'm much better at talking to women than I was when I was younger, I can't exactly close the deal. There seems to be no tactful way to ask women for sex. So my relationships all end up the same way.

And I forgot to mention I'm a loner. In case that wasn't obvious. Maybe it wasn't. It was something I kinda realized last year, even though I kinda knew it all along. In the past I mainly wanted a gf to impress other people with. I even wanted one just so I could impress you guys. How pathetic am I that I wanted to impress you all. JK. I never really wanted a serious relationship. I prefer to be alone.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:54 AM   #4
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If you have remained more or less the same as you aged, then, that means you improved.

Most people get worse, a lowt worse.

Perhaps you friends were much more attractive than you when you were 16, but nowadays, there is no big difference. So, now you score a lot more with women.
care to expand on this topic of discussion? This is an interesting topic. Much better than my original topic. . I'm bored of that already . I'm more interested in the theory that people get worse as they get older.

I can't see how people could get worse than they possible are LOL. Most people tend to improve. They learn to enjoy life more. Occasionally you see people who are just old and nasty, but they were probably nasty when they were younger. Sometimes I see those people and I say to myself, I don't want to end up old and bitter like that. So I do try to take things easy and enjoy life. And not be in a mad rush and miss out on things.

Have I really improved? It's hard to judge myself fairly. I tend to be very hard on myself (as the OP indicates). Perhaps I have improved, and just don't realize it. I feel like the same person I was when I was a teenager, but perhaps I am not. Sure my financial status has improved (and I hear women do go for that), but not enough to warrant any special attention from women. I drive a Toyota Corolla after all (though mainly for environmental reasons). My looks have improved marginally as I had bad skin when I was younger. But I still have crooked teeth, and not much muscle. . Has my personality improved? I really can't judge. I think it may have marginally.

So how about you all? Do you guys feel you have improved since you were a teenager? I'm curious to know.
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Old 01-04-2009, 07:31 AM   #5
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Mention offhandly that your crabs are driving you nuts!
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Old 01-04-2009, 07:44 AM   #6
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I always use WWDD?

What Would Dis Do?

Now I'm lost.

ACK!
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Old 01-04-2009, 07:53 AM   #7
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Drop your pants and start smacking her in the face with your ****. Either she'll never touch you again or she really, really likes you.
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Old 01-04-2009, 07:58 AM   #8
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I think it's that purple toon in your avatar that turns women on, Dis.
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Old 01-04-2009, 08:03 AM   #9
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exactly
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Old 01-04-2009, 09:35 AM   #10
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I think Dis need to mention he posts on a Civilization site. If she also like Civilization, then you have to date her. It's just fate.
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Old 01-04-2009, 11:42 AM   #11
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You know, if I was to do this to a woman, I could be charged with sexual harrassment.
Technically you can sue her too. One-directional sexual harassment and discrimination laws have been found to violate Equal Protection, so you're in the money if it's worth the hassle.


(Of course if I were you I'd just hit it instead, but that's me... for women getting felt up by the boss is abuse, while for [most] men it's the start of a hot MILF porno fantasy...)
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:07 AM   #12
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Has anyone suggested rape yet?
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:39 AM   #13
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Use a foul-reeking cologne. That tends to ward off women I heard.

Or kill two birds with one stone: take the bike to work and don't take a shower. -> Begone woman and welcome great physique!
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:14 AM   #14
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Plenty of women interested in Republicans... you know, the Republicans who happen to be women like the ones who are male (at least in my office, the hottest women are Republicans or right-leaning... though, Dis may not object if that was the case with this woman) .
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:20 AM   #15
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eat a combination of broccoli, garlic, and beer. anything that would make you so gassy as to be mistaken as a shower in Auschwitz. break a conversation by saying: "hold on, this needs to let itself out," and let rip.
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:29 AM   #16
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ya I do need to stop wearing this cologne. The last chick I was interested in said she liked it, so I bought it. I normally don't buy expensive cologne. think it costed like $80.

The real question is can loners have girlfriends? I was under the impression they don't go together. I mentioned this to my brother last chrismtas, and he says he's kind of a loner but he's married, just have to find the right girl who understands you. Is this true? He's not nearly as much of a loner as me though. I kinda do want this girl, but I also like not being nagged or having to deal with women's problems. And women seem to have alot of problems. I'll never figure out why they can't manage their lives. Life seems pretty simple to me. She's mexican btw. And has a 15 year old daughter. I really don't know much more than that though. I'm pretty busy at work and don't have much time to talk

could be she's just affectionate. I saw her touching a female coworker, and I thought maybe this is the case, and she isn't interested in me after all. She's only touched me on the shoulders and neck (given me a little massage yesterday). and sometimes puts her arm around me briefly (lower back area). So I'm not sure if that means anything. I only hugged her on her birthday, and I also put my arm around her briefly today just to show I might be interested. I figure if she did the same to me, I should be able to do the same to her. But I'm one of those guys who take sexual harrassment videos seriously, and have avoided touching women for the most part (aside from a couple christmas hugs).

well time will tell. If she wants me, she knows where to find me. I have no intention of asking her out. She's forward enough that she can ask me out if she wants me. She definately doesn't seem shy (like I am). I can go either way. I'm happy being alone, but I feel like I might be happy with her as well.
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:34 AM   #17
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:45 PM   #18
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mystery method?
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Old 01-05-2009, 07:20 PM   #19
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holy crap am I tired. I'm pushing myself so hard on my workouts now. I don't even have energy to think about a woman lol. I'm too tired to even think about sex right now.
Self-cured!

Heraclitus, I remember you saying women are the most evil creatures on this world not so long ago? So, what happened there?
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Old 01-05-2009, 07:51 PM   #20
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Also what is the point of working out if it dosen't help you with women? I know that the only reason I lost 20 kg and got in shape was to get laid.
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