[Intiltern]

Originally posted by Nikolai
my dog just pee'd in my bedroom

Dog:1

Nikolai: 0

[duncanalisstmp]

Your loss is our gain.

[AlexanderDrew]

Originally posted by Nikolai
Great. Just great. The clock is closing in to five in the morning, I can't sleep and my dog just pee'd in my bedroom. This is looking to become my day. You should have set the alarm for 4 am so that you could pray that the dog would not pee in your room today.

[Peapeuddedbaw]

Originally posted by Kidicious


You should have set the alarm for 4 am so that you could pray that the dog would not pee in your room today. Yeah. I'll remember that next time.

[mussmicky]

Originally posted by Kidicious


You should have set the alarm for 4 am so that you could pray that the dog would not pee in your room today.

[AM1VV9r6]

You don't need an apostrophe in "peed," by the way.

There, you've learned something. Not a totally bad day when that happens.

[VonErmad4]

Do NOT do what Pekka says. He's actually into both bestiality and water sports, so he wants you to do this so he can have his most erotic fantasy fulfilled vicariously.

[Yartonbler]

You may not be Hitler, but that doesn't mean you're a remotely decent person.

Just be a man admit you get turned on by whizzing on weiner dogs and pooping on parrots.

[Elisabetxxx]

Boris, of course it doesn't mean I'm a decent person either. But does it mean you are a nice and decent person? No. No it doesn't.

But you suggest that my moral character, which you are trying to deface, has something to do with the validity of sensitivity training (peeing on the dog). To me, it is quite frankly the same what Nikolai chooses to do with his dog. I'm just trying to help with my advice, that will in turn make his dog a superdog. Even if I am seen as a non-decent person, this advice still is a good one.

[gghrdfffhfyj]

You see your deviant ways though? You have called me a puppy piddler, that I am into bestiality and these water sports, yet I have not even tried to deface your character. The only thing I said was in fact from the reality, what you yourself said, being all slutty.

I find it quite interesting that you go on and try to make me as this dog-face-pisser, yet you are the one suggesting that the answer is murder. I disagree strongly. To me, life is valuable, even dog's life. Also, if you murder the dog, then it doesn't know it did wrong because it is then dead. I think this shows your hatred against animals, especially dogs, and that you get off from murder. I think you get off from this idea that you would portray yourself as Karl Rove of the gay community. This is correct, yes? Nothing turns you on more than Karl Rove. It is the reverse phenomenon compared to the one where many of these conservative leaders have been caught in the act of anonymous gay sex. It goes both ways, where you also want to be Karl Rove. That's how it starts Boris, that's how it starts.

[appabessy]

Sorry, I got distracted--was busy masturbating to a picture of Karl Rove peeing on a dead dog. What did I miss?

[jobsfancy]

Originally posted by Supr49er
Did your dog pee in the bed? No. He peed on the painting in the corner that fell down the day before. He knew he had done something wrong, he disappeared into my sister's room and was very eager to get my love and approval the next day.

Pekka: Thanks, but no thanks.

Boris: NO way. But thanks for the spelling help.