Japan's descent into evil. - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**Nfvzjvcl** · 10-17-2008, 07:47 PM

It is a well known fact that Japanese people do not have souls.

**vipluka** · 10-17-2008, 08:03 PM

How dare they thwart this girl's anorexic preferences?! Hundred-pound women of all nationalities should have access to whatever cockamamie malnutrition plan they think up or hear about.

**Lillie_Steins** · 10-17-2008, 08:41 PM

There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!

When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death,
And as he takes your dough, he tells you...

"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but

Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"

Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for "sparrow grass"
and then the whole quartet
All answered:

"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today."

**SDorothy28** · 10-17-2008, 09:02 PM

Was a game character based on him or was he based on a game character ?

**ExpodoDop** · 10-17-2008, 09:18 PM

I am reminded of that girl who use to post here who accused me of being a racist after I posted someting similar to this (but a lot less of it). I said I didn't think so and she never posted again.

R something.

JM

**gariharrr** · 10-18-2008, 02:28 AM

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Oh, goody. Japan is ****ed up!

Apparently you don't take this banana shortage crisis seriously.

**Charryith** · 10-18-2008, 02:53 AM

GASP!

**Virosponna** · 10-18-2008, 03:32 AM

I thought this was about them letting Finns in.

**Uvgsgssu** · 10-18-2008, 04:09 AM

Originally posted by Jon Miller
I am reminded of that girl who use to post here who accused me of being a racist after I posted someting similar to this (but a lot less of it). I said I didn't think so and she never posted again.

R something.

JM If I ever need a female chased away, I know who to ask.

**cliceperperIa** · 10-18-2008, 04:35 AM

Originally posted by MarkG
nominated for best thread of the year

awesome

**olivelappers** · 10-18-2008, 05:23 AM

Originally posted by MarkG
nominated for best thread of the year

The Morning Banana Diet regime is simple: A banana (or as many as you want) and room temperature water for breakfast; eat anything you like for lunch and dinner (by 8 p.m.). A three o'clock snack is okay, but no desserts after meals, and you have to go to bed before midnight. Sumiko Watanabe, a pharmacist in Osaka designed this stress-free diet to help increase the metabolism of her husband Hitoshi Watanabe, who had been rather overweight. In due course, Mr. Watanabe lost 37 pounds and introduced the diet on mixi, one of Japan's largest social networking services. ok
Morning Banana Diet books published since March have sold over 730,000 copies, and some have been translated and published in South Korea and Taiwan. hold on, after posting the quote above on page 1, what do the rest of the books have? Banana recipes? I like mine with lard.

**Dwnijzhd** · 10-18-2008, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by Zevico
Moskve banani deficit
Banani ochirit stayit
chatchu banan!

**GogaMegaPiska** · 10-18-2008, 12:08 PM

Autoerotic asphyxiation?

10-17-2008, 07:47 PM	#1
Nfvzjvcl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 470 Senior Member	Japan's descent into evil. It is a well known fact that Japanese people do not have souls. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-17-2008, 08:03 PM	#2
vipluka Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 380 Senior Member	How dare they thwart this girl's anorexic preferences?! Hundred-pound women of all nationalities should have access to whatever cockamamie malnutrition plan they think up or hear about. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-17-2008, 08:41 PM	#3
Lillie_Steins Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 4,508 Senior Member	There's a fruit store on our street It's run by a Greek. And he keeps good things to eat But you should hear him speak! When you ask him anything, he never answers "no". He just "yes"es you to death, And as he takes your dough, he tells you... "Yes! We have no bananas We have no bananas today!! We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions And all kinds of fruit and say We have an old fashioned toMAHto A Long Island poTAHto, but Yes! We have no bananas We have no bananas today!" Business got so good for him that he wrote home today, "Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away." When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet. Someone asked for "sparrow grass" and then the whole quartet All answered: "Yes, we have no bananas We have-a no bananas today. Just try those coconuts Those wall-nuts and doughnuts There ain't many nuts like they. We'll sell you two kinds of red herring, Dark brown, and ball-bearing. But yes, we have no bananas We have no bananas today." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-17-2008, 09:18 PM	#5
ExpodoDop Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 388 Senior Member	I am reminded of that girl who use to post here who accused me of being a racist after I posted someting similar to this (but a lot less of it). I said I didn't think so and she never posted again. R something. JM Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-18-2008, 02:28 AM	#6
gariharrr Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 775 Senior Member	Originally posted by SlowwHand Oh, goody. Japan is ****ed up! Apparently you don't take this banana shortage crisis seriously. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-18-2008, 04:09 AM	#9
Uvgsgssu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 534 Senior Member	Originally posted by Jon Miller I am reminded of that girl who use to post here who accused me of being a racist after I posted someting similar to this (but a lot less of it). I said I didn't think so and she never posted again. R something. JM If I ever need a female chased away, I know who to ask. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-18-2008, 04:35 AM	#10
cliceperperIa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 403 Senior Member	Originally posted by MarkG nominated for best thread of the year awesome Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-18-2008, 05:23 AM	#11
olivelappers Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 510 Senior Member	Originally posted by MarkG nominated for best thread of the year The Morning Banana Diet regime is simple: A banana (or as many as you want) and room temperature water for breakfast; eat anything you like for lunch and dinner (by 8 p.m.). A three o'clock snack is okay, but no desserts after meals, and you have to go to bed before midnight. Sumiko Watanabe, a pharmacist in Osaka designed this stress-free diet to help increase the metabolism of her husband Hitoshi Watanabe, who had been rather overweight. In due course, Mr. Watanabe lost 37 pounds and introduced the diet on mixi, one of Japan's largest social networking services. ok Morning Banana Diet books published since March have sold over 730,000 copies, and some have been translated and published in South Korea and Taiwan. hold on, after posting the quote above on page 1, what do the rest of the books have? Banana recipes? I like mine with lard. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-18-2008, 10:19 AM	#12
Dwnijzhd Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 427 Senior Member	Originally posted by Zevico Moskve banani deficit Banani ochirit stayit chatchu banan! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-18-2008, 12:08 PM	#13
GogaMegaPiska Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 417 Senior Member	Autoerotic asphyxiation? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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