[VYholden]

maybe some of those prunes were testicles

[Gometesstem]

Prehensile tongues!

You're going to make some young man very happy some day.

[Enjoymmsq]

Originally posted by DRoseDARs
I should not have opened this thread ... I didn't

[Idorsearogele]

Originally posted by LordShiva
I didn't And it's a goode thinge too

[pavelChe]

'Cause we all know its the old men she fancies

[gogFloark]

Tonsil hair update:

The swelling, after two days, has gone down enough in the right tonsil for me to reach around to the far side again with my tongue. There is no hair there, which means either it's shaken loose and been swallowed or spat out, OR that it's actually become absorbed by the tonsil crypts.

I won't know for sure whether the hair's gone until the tonsil shrinks entirely.

My boyfriend has refused to kiss me, perhaps understandably saying that this grosses him out entirely.

[Edifsdubs]

I dunno, he's usually pretty good about kissing me after I've played the pink oboe.

Same as how I'm okay kissing him after he's verbally abused the bald man in the boat.

[Nptxsews]

Decides not to ask about a rusty trombone.

JM

[kmjbbT3U]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
(This is probably the best topic name I've ever had to post. Just wanted to share that. The rest of the post isn't so good though.)

Last night I was eating my way through a container full of prunes* and one hit the back of my throat and left a bad feeling, like there was a bit of seed or other shell in there. I took a drink of water and waited for the feeling to subside.

It didn't.

Using my unusually articulate tongue, I probed back near my right tonsil and found, much to my amazement, a crinkly hair stuck firmly in the tonsular crypt. I can only reach this hair with my tongue by sucking my throat in and probing round to the back of the tonsil mass. If I have my mouth open, there's no internal vacuum to bring the tonsil forwards within reach of my tongue.

I tried reaching back with my fingers to grab the hair, but they weren't long enough. I tried reaching back with a pair of tweezers, but the hair's stuck on the far side of the tonsil and can't be reached directly with the tweezers. (Not to mention I can't see for crap when I'm doing that.)

I even tried vigorously brushing all around that tonsil with my toothbrush just to see if the bristles would grab the hair. Not only was that immensely uncomfortable, but the hair was still there.

I went to sleep thinking that this is the weirdest body hair I've ever had to try to get rid of. This morning I woke up with all the symptoms of tonsillitus, except only my right tonsil was inflamed.

The hair is nowhere to be found. It's either stuck, Akira-like, within the swelling mass of my right tonsil, or it's wriggled free and either been swallowed or spat out.

Just wanted to share. Of course if you have any advice for internal oral depilatory techniques, I'm listening

* It's a girl thing. Can you make a video of your attempts to remove the hair and put it on youtube?

[Liabmeasez]

Gag reel?

[gWhya5ct]

What. The **** AC.

[Prererularl]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia

Same as how I'm okay kissing him after he's verbally abused the bald man in the boat. Just say no to abuse.

[cauddyVab]

The doctor will probably just find your unborn twin who's been stuck in your tonsil the whole time.

[corkBrobe]

Hmm, if I have an unborn twin who's a boy, that would explain lots of things, not least why I like farting and burping jokes, but also why I watch porn.

Good work, Theben!

[bingookenoo]

You should resist that urge.

[ElectraDupu]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
I like farting and burping jokes I've heard people burping teh alphabet, but that's some amazing sphincter control you have there

[!!!maryann!!!]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia

Last night I was eating my way through a container full of prunes* .

* It's a girl thing. lies.

[wmirkru]

Originally posted by b etor
[in response to AC's prune comment]

lies. Prunes, b etor, not cake! Prunes.

[ConoMadura]

I believe I managed to empty it half-way once. I know I did it with cashew nuts.

[Sadsidioribre]

ohwow. actually i do remember when my mother was in her late 20s she ate prunes.