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Here you go:

[ashleyjoseph]

Evidently you want me to kick your ass.
We discussed your point, my eloquent running mate thought this best.

[Peretool]

Liberation of Texas - what self respecting Texan wouldn't vote for this?

More teachers, better teachers - You really think Texan's don't want better teachers?

Real immigration reform that doesn't reward criminals, but also doesn't hurt families - Texan's, by and large, ain't heartless

Legalized (and heavily taxed) Marijuana and Prostitution - Well, there'd be some convincing there, but it would be easier when combined with the next part

Elimination of Income Tax - Goes without saying

More bikini models, better bikini models (with whom I have or have not made out) - See above

Domestic Partnerships that allow homos to visit dying loved ones, co-hold property, etc - Texans really don't care what happens behind closed doors, so long as you don't "redefine" marraige

Make "Talk Like a Pirate Day" a National Holiday - Ok, Texans probably wouldn't support this, but this is a CHANGE election!

Equal pay for equal work for women - Kay Bailey Hutchinson, Ann Richards - Texans love their women

[ApporpSothe]

The original dancing cow

[Phighicle]

When they first said the earth was round, it was called bizarre.

[ycMC0PLg]

What about this one:

[TorryJens]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
What's even more bizarre is a proud Texan who has a pet cat. Cat's are very un-Texan. A) Not completely by choice, I have a total of 6 cats.
B) I'm proud as a peacock. Especially of my Bogey boy.
C) I'm as Texan as they come.
D) So much for theories.


BeBro, I think that will work. What do you say, TEF?

[Indian Butt Magic]

That's awesome. Thanks BeBro

Can't wait to see what Awesomenestra Coolvelia comes up with.

Oh, just to be clear with everyone: I love Texas, but I'm a BOSTONIAN.

[AntonioXYZ]

Okay, I have a preliminary poster ready but I need to canvass you for your political views.

Would you say that the structure of the federal government has cracks in it, and do these need to be fixed? Is that a fair message you could endorse?

[Dabdklwu]

I'll take that as a yes. And hence this picture:

[GSgCGxsF]

Some basic platform ideas:

Liberation of Texas
More teachers, better teachers
Real immigration reform that doesn't reward criminals, but also doesn't hurt families
Legalized (and heavily taxed) Marijuana and Prostitution, which will allow for:
Elimination of Income Tax
More bikini models, better bikini models (with whom I have or have not made out)
Domestic Partnerships that allow homos to visit dying loved ones, co-hold property, etc
Make "Talk Like a Pirate Day" a National Holiday
Equal pay for equal work for women