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Some basic platform ideas:

Liberation of Texas
More teachers, better teachers
Real immigration reform that doesn't reward criminals, but also doesn't hurt families
Legalized (and heavily taxed) Marijuana and Prostitution, which will allow for:
Elimination of Income Tax
More bikini models, better bikini models (with whom I have or have not made out)
Domestic Partnerships that allow homos to visit dying loved ones, co-hold property, etc
Make "Talk Like a Pirate Day" a National Holiday
Equal pay for equal work for women