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**Petwrenny** · 06-13-2008, 06:22 PM

**ZwHRoTTn** · 06-14-2008, 01:41 AM

Originally posted by Agathon
As part of his job an Irishman was sent to a workplace psychologist.

After the psychologist had finished the session, the Irishman asked: "Hey Doc, what's this IQ ting that people are always goin on about?"

It stands for "Intelligence Quotient. It's a measure of how intelligent a person is", said the psychologist.

"Oh yeah?", said the Irishman, "Well what would a person with an IQ of 160 be like?"

"An absolute genius", said the psychologist, "Someone of staggering intelligence".

"Well then, what about someone with an IQ of 100?", the Irishman asked.

"That would be a person of normal intelligence", the psychologist replied.

"How about an IQ of 80?" the Irishman inquired.

"Well, someone like that would be quite stupid. They would have trouble with simple mathematical and logical problems, and probably have trouble reading".

The Irishman was intrigued. "What about someone with an IQ of 45?"

"Oh", said the psychologist, "You are really getting low there. Someone with an IQ of 45 would have trouble even tying their own shoelaces."

"Ah I get it", said the Irishman, "that's why so many Australians wear flip-flops." I don't get it.

**hellenmoranov** · 06-14-2008, 05:53 AM

The four sons

Four men were playing golf. Then one of them gets a phone call and goes to take it. The others play on.

They start talking about their grown sons and how great they are.

"My boy's in computers, and making a pretty penny. Just the other day he literally gave away, free of charge a top of the range computer to a favorite customer, he's so wealthy," said the first man.

His companions nodded in appreciation.

"Well my boy's an engineer, and making a pretty penny. Just the other day he literally gave away, free of charge a brand new race car to a favorite customer, he's so wealthy," said the second man.

More nods and smiles.

"My boy's in construction, and making a pretty penny. Just the other day he literally gave away, free of charge a house to a favorite customer, he's so wealthy," the third man said.

Then the fourth guy game back from his phone call. He seemed a little anxious.

"That was my son, asking for more money to fund his gay promiscuous lifestyle. I told him he should have enough to get by on his own - since his last three boyfriends literally gave him, free of charge, a computer, a car, and a house!"

**hitaEtela** · 06-17-2008, 05:47 AM

Originally posted by Dauphin

I don't get it.

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ZwHRoTTn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 419 Senior Member	Originally posted by Agathon As part of his job an Irishman was sent to a workplace psychologist. After the psychologist had finished the session, the Irishman asked: "Hey Doc, what's this IQ ting that people are always goin on about?" It stands for "Intelligence Quotient. It's a measure of how intelligent a person is", said the psychologist. "Oh yeah?", said the Irishman, "Well what would a person with an IQ of 160 be like?" "An absolute genius", said the psychologist, "Someone of staggering intelligence". "Well then, what about someone with an IQ of 100?", the Irishman asked. "That would be a person of normal intelligence", the psychologist replied. "How about an IQ of 80?" the Irishman inquired. "Well, someone like that would be quite stupid. They would have trouble with simple mathematical and logical problems, and probably have trouble reading". The Irishman was intrigued. "What about someone with an IQ of 45?" "Oh", said the psychologist, "You are really getting low there. Someone with an IQ of 45 would have trouble even tying their own shoelaces." "Ah I get it", said the Irishman, "that's why so many Australians wear flip-flops." I don't get it. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-14-2008, 05:53 AM	#23
hellenmoranov Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 367 Senior Member	The four sons Four men were playing golf. Then one of them gets a phone call and goes to take it. The others play on. They start talking about their grown sons and how great they are. "My boy's in computers, and making a pretty penny. Just the other day he literally gave away, free of charge a top of the range computer to a favorite customer, he's so wealthy," said the first man. His companions nodded in appreciation. "Well my boy's an engineer, and making a pretty penny. Just the other day he literally gave away, free of charge a brand new race car to a favorite customer, he's so wealthy," said the second man. More nods and smiles. "My boy's in construction, and making a pretty penny. Just the other day he literally gave away, free of charge a house to a favorite customer, he's so wealthy," the third man said. Then the fourth guy game back from his phone call. He seemed a little anxious. "That was my son, asking for more money to fund his gay promiscuous lifestyle. I told him he should have enough to get by on his own - since his last three boyfriends literally gave him, free of charge, a computer, a car, and a house!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-17-2008, 05:47 AM	#24
hitaEtela Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 536 Senior Member	Originally posted by Dauphin I don't get it. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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