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03-02-2008, 04:30 AM
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 Help me plan my life of evil
Well, you already provided alcoholic beverages to underage persons.
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03-02-2008, 04:34 AM
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/me writes furiously in his "evil" notepad
Ne'er was there a greater hive of villainy than Poly, to be sure. Go on. |
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03-02-2008, 05:15 AM
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03-02-2008, 05:19 AM
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My family is African-American, so this will really throw them for a loop.
 Huzzah! Let's go watch Triumph of the Will again. |
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03-02-2008, 05:33 AM
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03-02-2008, 06:24 AM
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Originally posted by snoopy369
SCUM and villainy. Get the **** quote right, or you won't make Evil Grade 2... QFT. |
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03-02-2008, 06:36 AM
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03-02-2008, 06:41 AM
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Nononono. Evil doesn't have a sidekick. Wimpy pansy-ass heros have sidekicks.
Evil has henchmen, and lieutenants. And, occasionally, apprentice. But never sidekicks 
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03-02-2008, 06:50 AM
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don't try to overdo it, fit in with the whole banality of evil thing.
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03-02-2008, 06:57 AM
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Originally posted by snoopy369
Evil has henchmen, and lieutenants. And, occasionally, apprentice. But never sidekicks Do you mean... Like this?
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03-02-2008, 08:28 AM
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03-02-2008, 10:13 AM
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Kick some puppies... Actually, kicking most anything is a prerequisite.
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03-02-2008, 10:46 AM
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03-02-2008, 12:34 PM
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Originally posted by Aeson
 It was the most cold and evil thing I could think of which wasn't particularly harmful to anyone.A Buddhists job isn't easy! |
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03-02-2008, 01:01 PM
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http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showt...89#post5219289
"Bigot" seems to be a big offense in the USA. Here it is presumed that everyone is a bigot, so the "insult" doesn't even come up in discussions 
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03-02-2008, 02:21 PM
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He should be my henchman. I've had a much longer career of being called a bigot here on Poly.
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03-02-2008, 10:32 PM
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As a kid, my seventh uncle was sick of being near-last in line when the family doled out the rice from the rice cooker. (He was 7th out of 9 kids for my grandparents.)
One day he stood next to the rice cooker with his penis out of his pants. When the parents asked him what the hell he was doing, he responded "Peeing in the rice cooker!" Everybody else was way grossed out and they refused to eat the rice. Uncle #7 got all the rice to himself, which he happily ate. Later on he did indeed confess that he never actually peed into the rice cooker. I dunno whether that's evil. But it's certainly mischievous. More importantly, I found it very funny. If you're going to do evil things try to verge towards "funny evil". Or maybe even EV-LOL. |
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03-02-2008, 10:50 PM
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Mini-Me would disagree... and then bite you in the crotch.
The rest of the forum would then fall over laughing. QED 
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03-02-2008, 10:56 PM
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Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
Grow a goatee. He'd have to have a good twin in an alternate universe first.  Invest in sweatshop industries in 3rd world countries. Make sure they employ child labor and have few if any safety measures in place. |
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03-02-2008, 11:02 PM
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