[Qxkmsxsx]

might as well be, already got snipped

[jabader]

Originally posted by Barnabas
I am half jewish and chose to be catholic (lutheran father, jewish mother)

I just think christianity is a more modern religion (in all senses) while judaism is a tribal bronze age religion, which got "modernized" due to the influence western christian civilization inflicted on the european jewish diaspora.

A modern jewish country ruled with laws like the ones of the old testament would look like saudi arabia.
The jews of Yemen were still polygamous in the first decades of the XXth century.

I also think the catholic church and the orthodox church are the only ones who can claim being the church jesus founded, but I picked the catholic church because you can find catholic churches everywhere in south america, the papacy, and because Rome was not conquered by Turks I don't remember anything about popes and cardinals and inquisitions in the bible

[zawhmqswly]

Originally posted by TheStinger


I don't remember anything about popes and cardinals and inquisitions in the bible I do remember the massacring of the priests of Bhall and stoning of homosexuals, adulteress in the bible.

What’s your point?

[rouletteroulette]

I don't remember John the Baptist sprinkling water on Babies heads either.

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[antiggill]

Originally posted by Barnabas
That if the orthodox were the real religion, then God wouldnt have let the turks conquer Constantinople and turn Hagia Sophia into a Mosque

and add communism to the turks Why? The hardships kept us honest.

[POMAH_K]

LOOOL Siro

[Sxedlawb]

Originally posted by molly bloom
On the other hand, I relish chicken soup with noodles and latkes, blintzes, Sephardi cuisine, et cetera. you meant ashkenazi cuisine

[Enfonebew]

I'm not Jewish because I likes my bacon, damnit!

[gimffnfabaykal]

Originally posted by Xorbon
I'm not Jewish because I likes my bacon, damnit! NEW!
You can eat bacon and be jewish

[adoreorerie]

Originally posted by Sirotnikov


your whole 'judging the entire jewish people and history by the deeds of some' reminds of the following joke:

a drunk person sits in a bar, moaning to the bartender: "do you see that bridge over there? you know, i built it. yes, i built all the bridges in this area. I have been designing bridges for 30 years since i was young, and i built dozens of them, even very famous ones. Does somebody talk about it? Do they call me, George "the bridge builder"?

Nay...

...but you shag one goat...


but more seriously -

trying to equate jews and zionists or inserting ethnic-religious issues in a political context is one of the surest signs of anti-semitic undertones; be they intentional or sub-concious.

it lumps together zionists, non-zionists and anti-zionists alike. It is terribly false, and not funny.

you could tell the same joke about israelis, and i'd be somewhat annoyed having disagreed with your definitions or the lumping together of all israelis. but that would be legitimate humor. even somewhat funny.

your mentioning of a political middle eastern issue in a topic that until now (mockingly) dealt with issues regarding the religion / customs , is not funny. This is sad.

[Dayreive]

Wait Joos are allowed to start threads on poly?

[sykanaxer]

Originally posted by Heraclitus
Wait Joos are allowed to start threads on poly? Are you kidding? The Joo Commie Bankers control the internet.

[q9h9pPne]

[ResuNezily]

Oh yeah? Well, you're sadder times infinity plus one!

[evammaUselp]

Originally posted by Heraclitus

I thought that was the Christian hating Illuminati? They are actually subordinates.

[KellyMP]

Originally posted by Agathon
Not really. You are the saddest man on the site by some way. look what i found - it's a sandwitch full of hot air. Do you want some? Oh, what's that, you're already full? my bad.