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Old 02-01-2008, 01:25 AM   #1
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Default Gramps Fawnee Jokes Thread
It ain't funny. So it can't be offensive.
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:48 AM   #2
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Originally posted by Krill
Depends on your sense of humour. Personally I think it is fairly funny, but not offensive; it makes light of the fact that "people" don't like eachother, and don't really mind hurting people that they see different. If anyone finds this offensive, they should have a look at the history of the human race. Yes but there is a variation of this joke for practicaly any gorups that have ever been in conflict. Its been told to death.
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:38 AM   #3
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the OP joke was also told about a Newfie, a Quebecer, and a Canadian
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:44 AM   #4
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[q=Heraclitus]Yes but there is a variation of this joke for practicaly any gorups that have ever been in conflict. Its been told to death.[/q]

Really? i've never heard it before...
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Old 02-01-2008, 06:47 PM   #5
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Considering it's a wish for genocide, it is offensive . . . but it's also funny.

A Polish Prince finds a genie bottle and the genie pops out, "I'll grant you three wishes!"

So the prince says, "Genie, I wish for the whole Mongolian Horde to invade Poland." And it was so.

"What is your second wish, oh prince?"

And the prince says, "Genie, I wish for the whole Mongolian Horde to invade Poland." And it was so.

"What is your third wish, oh prince?"

And the prince says, "Genie, I wish for the whole Mongolian Horde to invade Poland." And it was so.

So then the genie asks, "Oh cruel prince, why did you want your people attacked three times by the Mongolian Horde?"

"Because," the prince explained, "In order to invade Poland and go home three times, they had to cross Russia six times."
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Old 02-01-2008, 07:54 PM   #6
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:26 PM   #7
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:26 PM   #8
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:39 PM   #9
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Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
Hmmm... in step four, the root is either positive or negative. Therefore, in step five, "Woman = +/- Problems"... and that "A+" is invalid.

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Old 02-01-2008, 10:58 PM   #10
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everybody has seen those pictures, gramps. Find something we haven't.
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:16 PM   #11
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Originally posted by Perfection

YOU'RE INVALID You're wrong.

(Use your "inside" typing... )

The square a negative number is postive. Yes, but the square root of a positive number can be positive or negative.

(I still find the joke funny nevertheless. )
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Old 02-02-2008, 01:02 AM   #12
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Originally posted by DanQ
Yes, but the square root of a positive number can be positive or negative. In step 5 you're taking the SQUARE of the square root, so IT DOESN'T MATTER if it is the positive or negative root (because the square must be postive).

So your objection is INVALID
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Old 02-02-2008, 05:03 AM   #13
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Dan, you're still wrong.

Money is just one of the two square roots of Problems. The fact that there's another quantity that's equal to the negative square root is immaterial.

So you're invalid
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