[moredasers]

I can wrap pretty good. Especially things like books .

But I can also wrap shirts and stuff nicely, as long as they are folded properly. Unfortunately I can't fold, so I just don't do anything to it after the clerk folds it nice for the bag .

[Hofonom]

Use the man's Xmas wrapping. Only homosexuals use wrapping paper. Real men use the plastic bag from the store!!!!!

[LClan439]

These look like a rat's been gnawing on them.
A homosexual would likely die of embarrassment, if that's the case.

[strollerssfsfs]

I'm disappointed in you Sloww. I thought a Texan could do anything.

[bQXHsKzS]

Originally posted by Wezil
I'm disappointed in you Sloww. I thought a Texan could do anything. He's from Dallas.

Now, if he was from Fort Worth...

[CicyHannyCeli]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
One problem is children's toy which are mounted in a 1/2-box...just the base and back, with the toy exposed. 2-year-old Sam is getting a piggie and a doggie "Shake & Go", and 4-year-old Brian is getting a dragon (flapping wings and fiery lightbulb). I'm wrapping this beastiary tonight.

I shall be massacred. Your presents suck!!! I'm getting a bottle of Jack Daniels for Christmas.

[Ettiominiw]

Originally posted by DaShi
Heck, you should see mine. I just give up and cut little squares and tape them on individually. Dude I know spray paints the box and shakes glitter over it.... well not glitter... sawdust... but hey..

[fd8IIys2]

Originally posted by Agathon


Dude I know spray paints the box and shakes glitter over it.... well not glitter... sawdust... but hey.. That's a good idea. I was just going to use sandpaper this year.

[saerensenatljn]

Yes, but will it hurt someone?

[CalBettaulp]

I just wrapped 35 gifts during the Bears game... They look really good, except I will admit I had to wrap one of them twice. If I have a strange size, I just put it in a box to make it easier

[TNOULbr2]

I figured it would be... but mostly, I got pissed that they didn't score more than 3 points early after all the turnovers and bad punts... The one gift I did a bad job on was the interception for a touchdown

[pinawinekolad]

pics please!!

I should have taken a pic of gifts I wrapped. they didn't turn out too bad. The top part (I lie the gift face down on the wrapping paper) looks decent. Only looks bad when you turn it over.

[PemiaGefe]

What's so hard about wrapping gifts??
Mine always look great, and it takes very little in the way of effort.

[Nautilus]

Stores will do this for you in these modern times.

[gugqgbyzlp]

Let me ask you this, Imran. Where the hell were you when I needed you? Huh? Do you have an answer for that?

[Nzmoafzn]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Oh, bull. It isn't the twisting a box up into the paper, it's the ends. You got to cut the paper and get it folded neatly. Key word, "neatly". And the paper turns on you! It curls up, buckles, and tries to wriggle away. Wrapping paper is TEH evil.

[G778G9P0]

Originally posted by Dis
pics please!!

I should have taken a pic of gifts I wrapped. they didn't turn out too bad. The top part (I lie the gift face down on the wrapping paper) looks decent. Only looks bad when you turn it over.
ohman! i should have taken pictures of my mad wrapping skillz. i used strawberry shortcake, my little pony, and hello kitty wrapping paper for alllll the presents i wrapped. and a few people's gifts i put in bags with tissue paper.