[QQ9ktYrV]

Sometimes I think consultants aren't necessary. Then I remember how stupid people are.

[meencegic]

Long shot: Perhaps(hopefully) he meant when as in what time?

[pharmaclid]

So, what's the reason for this stupidity in your opinion? Inbred brat?

[Taunteefrurge]

B. Bush should have said "No, not that one," or something to that effect.

[EasyLOAD]

L
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[Shiplyopidomi]

Originally posted by LordShiva
Client: The document's looking good. I'll look at calendars and schedule the readout for the exec team later this month.
Me: Great. It might be useful to have a pre-final meeting with your team before then, so we can get all your comments in and lock the doc down.
Client: Good idea. I'm pretty open next week and the week after, what works for you guys?
Me: Let me check our calendars. [checks calendars] Oh, there's a Friday the 13th this month.
Client: Oh really? When?
Me: From my "Best of Dilbert" folder:

[pBiRXp8u]

[dr-eavealer]

Just go to the Dilbert site. Scott Adams' blog is a daily ritual for me.

[TiepayWrary]

gimme link to his blog

[Fosavoa]

Originally posted by Lorizael


Could this sound more Dilbert? You really don't do anything, do you? Also, your client = moron. QFabsoluteT.

Getting paid for that ****... I tip my cap to you, sir.

-Arrian

[loikrso]

Being proactive in leveraging synergies to add value

[GSgCGxsF]

Meeting heroes is almost universally disappointing. And makes it hard to see the brilliance of their work in the same light.

The big exception: Keith Richards. Awesome cat, totally real.