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Old 06-14-2007, 06:27 AM   #1
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Default A question for the gays.
Option 1 was supposed to say bang lots of chicks. If you are a female then just switch the genders to make them appropriate.
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:34 AM   #2
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Answer the question! Do you remain entirely gay, do you screw a few chicks to help repopulate but remain mostly gay, or (unlikely) do you decide to just bang chicks. If I was a gay guy I'd start banging all comers but I admit as a straight guy I want to bang the hot chicks anyway.

The question is do you decide to fill other roles or do you step up and bang the chicks to help repopulate?
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:40 AM   #3
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Most gay guys have had a lot more female sexual partners then I have, or likely will ever have.

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Old 06-14-2007, 08:11 AM   #4
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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
There's a tribe in Africa where all the men are gay. They marry and impregnate the women, but otherwise the men live seperate from the women and prefer homosexual ewlations. Male children are taken into the men's compound to "learn how to be men" at age 8. Is that what you were thinking of Oerdin? What prompted this interest? I call bullshit.

It pretty much takes all of your southern bigotry into one nice story. Systemic black gay pedophiles.
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:25 AM   #5
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There's a tribe in Africa where all the men are gay. I heard about them, they're called the Bukkake
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:49 PM   #6
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I remain gay no matter how many times I've got to "take one of the species". I self-identify as gay, I'm attracted to men in ways no woman can match. Having sex with a woman wouldn't suddently de-gay me or make me temp-straight. Sexual orientation is about who you are, not about where your penis goes.
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Old 06-14-2007, 02:45 PM   #7
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They'd have to raid a supermarket to find turkey basters
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Old 06-14-2007, 05:31 PM   #8
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Originally posted by Asher
Dumb thread. But I do agree with this.
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Old 06-14-2007, 05:36 PM   #9
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I'd bang one for the team, but I'm not gay. I just felt the need to say that.
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Old 06-14-2007, 10:44 PM   #10
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very commendable of you zkribbler. It goes without saying I'd do the same.
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Old 06-14-2007, 11:16 PM   #11
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Assume that there were 104 women, and 10 guys. Out of them, two were gay.

To take the load off the gays, the women are divided into groups of 13 per male, to maintain genetic diversity.

Now, wouldn't a system of "gotras" emerge? You'd have a brood of children sired by one man, but different women. That would mean that that group can't intermarry within itself. So all offsprings of that "gotra" have to marry people from other "gotras", and so on.

Call it clans if you want, I don't care.
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:06 AM   #12
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Ooh. That reminds me of a joke:

A man finds himself marooned on a Pacific isle with six beautiful women.

"Let's see," he says, "I sleep with you on Mondays; you on Tuesdays; you on Wednesdays; you on Thursdays, you on Fridays; you on Saturdays, and Sundays, I'm going to rest.

Things went fine for about a month. But finally he dropped to his knees and prayed, "Dear God, thank you for this bounty, but I gotta be honest. If you could send me some help, I'd really appreciate it."

About then, a shout comes from the beach. He runs down to see the six beautiful women pulling an unconscious man off a raft. They pat him on the hand, on the cheek, and just everywhere.

Suddenly, the man awakes, leaps up, and shouts, "Oh my stars! Where ever am I?"

The first man shakes his head. "Well....there go my Sundays."
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:34 AM   #13
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Originally posted by Zkribbler
Ooh. That reminds me of a joke:
And that reminds me of a joke:

Only three passangers survived out of a ship. Two navy-men and a nun landed safely on a lonely island amidst the ocean
They lived happily together , until, one day, the nun said:
"Enogh of this sin!
and commited a suicide
Two navy men were left alone
But they lived happily together , until, one day,
one of the navy men said:
"Enogh of this sin! "
to which the other one replied:
"OK. We'll dig out the nun "
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Old 06-15-2007, 03:38 AM   #14
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Since 'being gay' is not exactly a moral issue for me, I fail to see the dilemma in this.

As much genetic dissimilarity as possible would be necessary amongst the descendants of the survivors of such a disaster, so naturally I'd deposit some sperm in whichever woman or women wanted it.

It doesn't mean to say that afterwards I'd be thinking warm loving thoughts about women...



And who's to say that some of the 'hot chicks' (ghastly turn of phrase) you would 'step up to bang' (dear Lord, do you actually say these things, Oerdin ?) wouldn't be lesbians anyway ?
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Old 06-15-2007, 10:05 PM   #15
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If Molly were masculine I still wouldn't do him.
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Old 06-15-2007, 10:16 PM   #16
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Originally posted by Asher
If Molly were masculine I still wouldn't do him.
How good of you (and uncharacteristically) unselfish of you, to put my feelings ahead of your own...

Having seen what you consider attractive in males, I think our notions of what constitutes masculinity are constructed somewhat differently.

Still, if you find boys who look like young trainee butch lesbians to be to your taste, so be it...


Something for you, returning the favour:
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Old 06-16-2007, 07:57 PM   #17
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What does molly look like?
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Old 06-16-2007, 08:29 PM   #18
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Originally posted by Heresson
What does molly look like?
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Old 06-16-2007, 08:36 PM   #19
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Originally posted by Asher


I call bullshit.

It pretty much takes all of your southern bigotry into one nice story. Systemic black gay pedophiles. I saw it on a National Geographic program. I suppose it's possible that the guys who produced the segment might have been Southerners, but I didn't pick that up. Furthermore I didn't say all Africans are gay. The tribe is rather small. Maybe it was the equivalent for gays of all those pictures of bare breasted native girls. They may have thought that gays need something to take into the bathroom too.
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Old 06-17-2007, 12:06 AM   #20
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Originally posted by Asher


I'm not a bigot, it just so happens you are consistently wrong. I think you found your myspace/facebook quote!
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