[clitlyphype]

500mm? how much is that?

Are all the bowls the same size?

[MightyMasc]

Yeah, I most certainly did not steal your log-in, I'm very careful about units!

Now answer my second question, knave!

[wvbwxol]

Invalid poll. The bomb must be a dud.

[Flatlytaize]

I doubt you could eat any of those in 5 minutes with the exception of the alcohol, the garbage and the ****.

If there's no rule about puking I pick the booze. I drain the bowl and then immediately vomit as much as possible back up to avoid alcohol poisoning.

If there is a rule against puking I drink the garbage juice.

[RadcliffXX]

You'd be able to drink the garbage juice without puking?

Wow! you're my hero.

I specified the rule about puking. Now vote god damnit!

Spec.

[datingcrew]

Originally posted by Spec
You'd be able to drink the garbage juice without puking? If my life depended on it, quite probably.

Anyhow, with puking allowed I voted for the alcohol.

I could drink and puke that amount of pure alcohol in a short enough time that I'd only absorb a small fraction of it.

[dhYTvlAv]

This poll is invalid. Spem should have his poll-posting license revoked

[chuecaloversvv]

Originally posted by LordShiva
This poll is invalid. Spem should have his poll-posting license revoked When you have to post a disclaimer that you really aren't Perfection, that should go without saying.

[Romarionsion]

Originally posted by Pekka
garbage can juice.

You'll die with the alcohol Not if you puke it up.

[fygESytT]

The catch with the bowl of hair is that you would choke. You cant eat hair. You'd just die imo.

Spec.

[happyman]

I think you can eat crap. Try it!

[Twendypreency]

Depends on sand. Big enough grains, no problem. Heh, I'd eat the ash, and flush it down with the booze. Activated carbon for the win.

[Anckzxik]

Originally posted by Pekka
You'll die with the alcohol Only if you're a *****. Plus, you get to puke, too, so you don't even have to drink much on net. By the end of the night, you'd be a little buzzed.

[SusanSazzios]

Is "ash" the same as charcoal? I think that's used as a detoxitant, so it'd actually be a pretty good thing to eat. Might be constipated for a while afterwards, but in the long run you'll be better off for it, and you wouldn't of blown up. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

[TriammaMade]

I'd take the alcohol...I reckon I can handle a third that amount (not sure due to purity) dissolving into my blood stream before passing out. That'd give me enough time to get away, and then a quick 10 second throwing up session sorts you out, like KH said.

[Tzqowwyt]

The puking would likely be involuntary, though I'd induce just to be sure.

People who die from alcohol poisoning generally intake over a couple of hours, with a peak immediately before they pass out. The shock of a lethal dose hitting your stomach in a short amount of time is usually enough to trigger intense vomiting.

[strollerssfsfs]

Originally posted by Krill
though KH, I reckon you could afford about 5 minutes time bfore having to throw up... I don't know how long you could wait. Absorption for alcohol is on the order of 15 minutes. I'd want to get as much out of me as quickly as possible.

[Nigeopire]

Krill, well, the problem is, I think we're able to score all the stuff for the 6 bowls, however, it would be illegal for us to get explosives and attach them under your chair.

[Guloqkcm]

No I mean I think it's illegal to do that for you.

[encumeterz]

Originally posted by Krill
though KH, I reckon you could afford about 5 minutes time bfore having to throw up... You would throw most of it up immediately after taking a couple gulps. Rinse and repeat until you've gone through all 500ml.