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06-01-2006, 06:11 AM
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 Help me write a song...
I'll spend it on strippers and hoes
booze, drugs.. well there it goes I'll tell you a life lesson so don't you forget remember to slap the booty or you will regret... SLAPPnBooty SLAPPnBooty *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* next verse please. |
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06-01-2006, 06:52 AM
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Adios dinero!
Hope to see you soon The money that I make in May Is gone by the first of June Damn that wife of mine Always wanting a new ring And then there's my girlfriend Who can never have enough bling |
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06-01-2006, 06:55 AM
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06-01-2006, 06:59 AM
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Adios dinero!
Hope to see you soon The money that I make in May Is gone by the first of June Damn that wife of mine Always wanting a new ring And then there's my girlfriend Who can never have enough bling My boyfriend wants a car But I don't swing that way Because I'm an environmentalist And that makes me uber-gay [Chorus] And they called it...puppy love... Down on the boondocks... Out in the street... I like the big buttocks [/Chorus] I need me a new computer The bits can't catch the bytes But instead I find myself spending money On watching some naked dykes |
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06-01-2006, 07:06 AM
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Adios dinero!
Hope to see you soon The money that I make in May Is gone by the first of June Damn that wife of mine Always wanting a new ring And then there's my girlfriend Who can never have enough bling My boyfriend wants a car But I don't swing that way Because I'm an environmentalist And that makes me uber-gay [Chorus] And they called it...puppy love... Down on the boondocks... Out in the street... I like the big buttocks [/Chorus] I need me a new computer The bits can't catch the bytes But instead I find myself spending money On watching some naked dykes I don't know what has happened This song is no longer rated G So I may as well get right to it And admit I love to pee [Chorus] And they called it...puppy love... Down on the boondocks... Out in the street... I like the big buttocks [/Chorus] My girlfriend, wife and boyfriend love me I'm just a popular guy Maybe they want my money Kind of makes me want to cry [Chorus] And they called it...puppy love... Down on the boondocks... Out in the street... I like the big buttocks [/Chorus] |
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06-01-2006, 07:11 AM
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06-01-2006, 04:25 PM
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made a good second verse and here you all go like it's a marathon for Before Sunset and After the Sunset.. Yes yes maybe you should all crush your tessies with pool balls. |
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06-01-2006, 05:58 PM
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06-01-2006, 06:16 PM
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Adios dinero!
Hope to see you soon The money that I make in May Is gone by the first of June Adios mi casa! I'll remember you well I'm trading this trailer park For the debtor's jail But Hola adventure! I'm riding into the wild Betting the broke and homelss life Won't be half as mild [chorus] Mi dinero and mi casa might be gone But now the checks don't bounce And there's no more mowing the lawn I'm lighter than I ever used to be Floating above all the dollars and the sense Well, anyway, that's my best defense [chorus] |
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06-01-2006, 06:36 PM
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The scribblers of Apolyton
sat down to write a song. But nothing scanned and sod-all rhymed, it all came out so wrong. |
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06-01-2006, 08:01 PM
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Leave it as it is and just have a 5 minute guitar solo at the end
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