[Pashtet]

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since i got it my gf\'s

getting jealous of the phone cuz im paying so much attention to it and not her

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\"Boys with toys...\"


Holmes-----I mean Pancho...I keep getting mixed up when I make

Bond or other cool movie quotes. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I\'ll have to make up for

it:

Holmes is cool.

[voodoosdv]

That brings back painful memories. Long, dark winter nights. A surfeit of suffering and ill-intentioned

ribbing.

(I\'ll be okay.)

Nurse Rachet! My Wormwood!


Holmes

[wiweimeli]

Just peeking my head in....gotta go...quickly... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[voodoosdv]

Did the phone come with sunglasses?


Holmes

[evammaUselp]

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Do you have any idea how

difficult it is for me not to say anything? It\'s just too easy...I will walk away...I will not post again in this

thread...I am walking away now...see me walk away...bye [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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by all means pls share any jokes u have in mind!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

*PS* my rebuttal to all

OMG-does-the-phone-come-with-a-nail-filer jokes is that yes im a guy and no that\'s not my gf holding the phone

but im already considering a sex change operation so i might even have to sell my matrix phone to raise some moola

for the down payment. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

*PPS* my gf did threaten to dump me

if i didn\'t clip my nails after taking those pics. hehehe

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


fire away!

[evammaUselp]

oh well, it\'s too late now... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[voodoosdv]

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Imagine all the jokes you have thought

up so far (yes, even the about not getting his penis caught in the phone\'s earpiece bit, and the one where

you were wondering if the last time he spent that much money on a lust worthy inanimate object was that gas

inflatable, fully manipulatable sheep thing...[what was I saying? Oh yeah]), and then imagine putting them all in a

box. Now, lock that box and hide it away, only to be re-opened at the coming of the \"new dawn\" and/or the

arrival of the chosen one.

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The earpiece thing wasn\'t funny, actually. I was in a sling

for six months.


Holmes

[comprar-espana]

Soooooo, I take it you\'re a Matrix fan? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[SigNeewfoew]

phmmiracles

You seem to be begging to be insulted. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Are you one of those guys that enjoys a dominatrix who will kick

you in the stomach and make you lick her shoes?

[Pashtet]

Ohhhh, what naughty pictures... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] You took

her top off... Ooooh, that\'s one hot phone... Oh, baby... Yeah, you know how I like it........OMG!!! Look at

that ass, baby!!! Oh, yeah!!!!! I\'d like to break me off a piece of that... Oooo, she\'s flashing me!!!!!

Oh, yeah... Roam, baby, roam!!!!!! I\'m about to reach out and touch someone.....


I\'m just kidding

around, man. That phone looks fun! Hope you enjoy. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Pashtet]

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holy...WTF?!

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And now he

realizes that he shouldn\'t have said anything... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[evammaUselp]

i just realized that maturity level of the average users on lovescent is pretty high. judging

from the fact that the insults...i mean jokes r like 1/10 of the amount my thread received on other forums.

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i wonder what the age distribution is for all the registered

and anonymous users on here?

[evammaUselp]

holy...WTF?! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[wiweimeli]

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Hold tight, CK.

Stay on that wagon!


Holmes

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Ok everybody...step away from

the thread

[wiweimeli]

Do you have any idea how difficult it is for me not to say anything? It\'s just too easy...I will

walk away...I will not post again in this thread...I am walking away now...see me walk away...bye

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[wiweimeli]

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3 pages and still no insults eh? this

forum is \'SO\' grown up. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

hehehehe...

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OMG! I am going to take your precious Matrix phone and I am going

to....NO! I will not let you tempt me. I am not going to stoop to this level. I am walking away.

[evammaUselp]

hehe, yeah i can\'t wait to activate it but my cingular contract doesn\'t expire till

april...bummer.

those ARE some HOT pics eh? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

since i got it

my gf\'s getting jealous of the phone cuz im paying so much attention to it and not her(she HATED matrix reloaded

btw)...haha [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[shieclulaweew]

\"I\" as in your little Holmes? Ouch.

PM, the sheep thing was just a guess, and I must

admit I am a little scared about it\'s accuracy.

[Pashtet]

Quote:

Quote:
Imagine all the jokes you have thought up so far (yes, even the about not

getting his penis caught in the phone\'s earpiece bit, and the one where you were wondering if the last

time he spent that much money on a lust worthy inanimate object was that gas inflatable, fully manipulatable sheep

thing...[what was I saying? Oh yeah]), and then imagine putting them all in a box. Now, lock that box and hide it

away, only to be re-opened at the coming of the \"new dawn\" and/or the arrival of the chosen one.

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

The earpiece

thing wasn\'t funny, actually. I was in a sling for six months.


Holmes

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I actually have a picture of Holmes\'s x-rays...

CAUTION: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!!!

MUST BE WILLING TO SEE THE SEVERITY OF HOLMES\'S \'CONDITION\'...



Poor Holmes




Again, sorry if my links always

take you to \'payforsurveys\' as it is a free site and some people can\'t view it...

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[evammaUselp]

3 pages and still no insults eh? this forum is \'SO\' grown up.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

hehehehe...