[Cd9JfGHR]

c\'mon what are you afraid of? Just tell us, you realize once you post a good story then it will be socially acceptable for others to share...and no one you know reads these boards so don\'t be so shy!!!

[Cd9JfGHR]

I\'d be surprised if anyone can top this....

I was a sophomore in college. I had a co-op job working for this small software company in the city. I used to party hard in college, for example I did 56 shots of kamikazees on my 21st birthday. The school I went to got honorable mention for the top 10 party schools in the country by Playboy magazine, only saying that this school is for serious drinkers & due to the lack of women at the school 4:1 ratio, they could not list us in the top 10 in the country. I digress...

I had this job where I worked 40 hours a week while taking 30+ credits a semester & yet still found time to party my ass off probably 6-7 nights a week. One morning I wake up drunk, I get dressed & I rollerbladed down to the PATH station to go to work. I preferred to stand & hold on to the rail with both my hands when I wore my blades. So I\'m looking around & I notice every SINGLE woman is making eye contact & they have a big smile on their face, meanwhile I guess guys are avoiding me, whatever, I\'m drunk, but it\'s that type of drunk where it\'s like after an earthquake you feel those tremors, I want to say like 2nd hand drunk, but I don\'t think that exists. I\'m digressing again. So I am enjoying all of this attention I\'m getting, I bet some of the ladies know exactly what it is I\'m guilty of at this point. So I get to 23rd street & proceed to rollerblade to my office building & I take the elevator & buzz myself in, then when I get to my cube I sit down to take my rollerblades off. And then WHAM, as I look down to unbuckle my blades I realize that I not only forgot to zip the fly in my jeans, but that my johnson was hanging completely out!!!!! I think I had a good laugh at that point, looked around & nobody saw me in the office, stood up & carefully tucked him back in & zipped my jeans up. Needless to say I really enjoy remembering that story because even though it is embarrassing, I was embarrassed around complete stangers & I have no idea if people recognized me from that point forward. I guess the story would have been better if I was around all of my best friends or something, oh well.

[VladFal]

ROTFLMAO!

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[Vokbeelllicky]

well i was once in a park and was really getting into it with this one guy and we was out in the weeds away from everyone on a nice soft blanket had a few drinks of wine and was really down right enjoying every min of it and just as we were getting ready to get off really good when we herd a noise and we rolled over and looked up and we had this nice little crowd of frizbee players clapping there hands and saying more more.. that was not cool... [img]/ubbthreads/images/styles/World/icons/frown.gif[/img]