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Old 03-01-2012, 07:25 PM   #1
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At some point in a guy's life.... it comes down to this

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Damn Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here I am.

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Old 03-01-2012, 07:33 PM   #2
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That's funny!
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Old 03-01-2012, 08:53 PM   #3
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good one ee
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Old 03-01-2012, 08:58 PM   #4
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love it! a lot of anglers in this state too!
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:37 AM   #5
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Based on a true story...
Nawwwww.....I only went next door to the neighbors house and drank beer and partied for a few hours, I got back before daylight. She was really glad to see me, I thought she might be mad but between the moaning and the cussin' it was kinda hard to tell at first. I made and fed her dinner and played with her for hours during it all, She seemed pretty happy and had to admit she got WAY more than she bargained for and I got an A for being creative.
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:25 AM   #6
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At some point in a guy's life.... it comes down to this

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Damn Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here I am.

looks like a great time had by all......
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:24 AM   #7
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Quote from the OP

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

I don't understand why any wife wouldn't want to have her husband outta her hair for 4 whole days !

I gladly sent mine on lots of fishing trips, it was always a nice break for me.
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:49 AM   #8
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Quote from the OP

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

I don't understand why any wife wouldn't want to have her husband outta her hair for 4 whole days !

I gladly sent mine on lots of fishing trips, it was always a nice break for me.
Bwaaahaaaaa !! Gladly send mine too !!! I even pack his bags, make him some sammitches & pack cooler ......seeeeeee ya when I seeee ya !
(then he says ...sheesh honey you could at least act like ur gonna miss me)
Uhhhh peace & quiet ! No where's my belt, I'm hungry what time's supper, Did you pick up my dry cleaning,
you didn't tell me that (something I've said prolly 100 x) I'm hungry again do we have any snacks, on & on & on.
Ha !! Huntin' season's even better ..... Gone for a month !
Calls me from some cell fone with super good reception just to tell me what he's doing up in the tree stand. Ugh !
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:53 AM   #9
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A feller could only be so lucky to be aquainted with or SO's with Zap or OHL.
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:58 AM   #10
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A feller could only be so lucky to be aquainted with or SO's with Zap or OHL.
I know eh?

Wonder if they have any sisters? LOL
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