[preptarra]

Al-Qaeda Claims U.S. Mass Transportation Infrastructure Must Drastically Improve Before Any Terrorist Attacks

HA!

[mr.memo]

This part killed me.

He also revealed the terrorist organization had wasted six months planning to take down Amtrak's regional operations before realizing that with its constant delays and malfunctions, the government-owned passenger train service "basically terrorizes itself."

[cl004]

It would take only three power towers to come down to darken the whole of the US.........only two tracks to stop the circulation of the "mayority" of food by railroad.......only one point in Miami to stop all WWW and contact with Cemerica and Sumerica.

If you want to learn about the "security"inf the US you don't even have to be in the US because all this can be done by means of the WWW.

In Nomerica they guard what people can see and not what is easy to get to.

[KRbGA0Bg]

It would take only three power towers to come down to darken the whole of the US.........only two tracks to stop the circulation of the "mayority" of food by railroad.......only one point in Miami to stop all WWW and contact with Cemerica and Sumerica.

If you want to learn about the "security"inf the US you don't even have to be in the US because all this can be done by means of the WWW.

In Nomerica they guard what people can see and not what is easy to get to.

This is part of the reason I do not believe in a real world wide movement of terrorism outside of national governments, Ponce. A dedicated team of less than 40 people could cripple any nation across the world in an extremely short time span. I know enough to cause a massive amount of mayhem and I am just one man. Imagine what a group of motivated individuals could accomplish! It's downright scary.

[clorkergo]

My electrical grid was lost to these destroyers a month ago when Al-Qaeda's more legitimate forces put smart meters between me and the grid.

[rostpribru]

So now we are taking advice from Al-Qaeda... fvcking nice.

[oliverlogo]

He also revealed the terrorist organization had wasted six months planning to take down Amtrak's regional operations before realizing that with its constant delays and malfunctions, the government-owned passenger train service "basically terrorizes itself."

Looks like someone wants more funding for the AmTraks...That is how this whole thing works.

[Ngdyoysv]

You guys know that this is from The Onion, right? Although lately their stuff is sounding like it's the real deal!

[Rnlvifov]

You guys know that this is from The Onion, right? Although lately their stuff is sounding like it's the real deal!

Indeed! How does one satirize a world that satirizes itself to new heights every day?

[EvonsRorgon]

Indeed! How does one satirize a world that satirizes itself to new heights every day?

Ain't it the truth!

Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea
DECEMBER 18, 2011 | ISSUE 46•44

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PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—In surprisingly candid remarks today following his father's death, Kim Jong-un, heir apparent to North Korea's highest government post, expressed doubt that he was sufficiently out of his mind to succeed longtime dictator Kim Jong-il.

Kim says the task of somehow becoming "as loony tunes as [his] dad" is a daunting one.

While emphasizing that he was definitely completely insane and would likely become even more so as leader of North Korea, the younger Kim nevertheless wondered if he could ever be enough of a lunatic to truly replace the most unhinged dictator on the planet.

"Obviously, I know I was handpicked because I'm super crazy," said Kim, the youngest of the late 69-year-old dictator's four known children. "But my father was just so great at what he did. Did you know the people of North Korea heard his voice exactly once, for like five seconds? How nuts is that? Honestly, I look at stuff like that and I think, 'Wow, there's just no way I can ever top Dad.'"

"We're talking about a world-class nutjob here," he added.

[aquadayAquaks]

It's not just to be crazy but the point is to be crazy realizing that he will be Libya'd for being a leader and still taking it all on.