[aquadayAquaks]

Just an observation I'd had more often than not lately of people that enter or exit buildings with double doors.

Instead of them opening the door on their side, they wait, and squeeze into your personal space to get through the door you opened before it closes.

Then there's the capable people that always press the handicap button to avoid such "strenuous" labor.

Lazy shits. Pretty damn pathetic.

[gZAhTyWY]

How about people who speed up when you try to pass them? What about the lazy assholes who won't unlock one of the double doors in the gas stations and party stores? You go to walk through the door and get a rude and utter stop as you realize a perfectly good exit is locked.

[Dokescoonse]

Yes to all of these!!! I hate the door thing. WTF?

How about people who leave their shopping cart blocking the middle of the aisle? And get annoyed when you ask them to move it.

[oxixernibioge]

yep, yep, yep, same here. What about da fatties who always end up in front of u for everything

Try getting around them.

Ugggghhhhhhh !

AND.....if they're in front of u at the supermarket checkout with a HUGE ASS LOAD OF GROCERIES using their FOOD STAMP CARD
and then there's u....... ....the dumb hard-workin' fool spending your last fitty bucks til payday ! Sumsabitchez.

[NanoGordeno]

What about the lazy assholes who won't unlock one of the double doors in the gas stations and party stores? You go to walk through the door and get a rude and utter stop as you realize a perfectly good exit is locked.

I make a point of being rough with the locked door.

[Penisvergroesserung]

I believe it's likely a fire code violation to have locked exits during business hours. Perhaps a nice call to the Fire Marshall?

[L0KoxewQ]

What about the assholes that slow waaayyy down crossing a crosswalk, to back up traffic. Those pricks, do that just for power reasons. You can see them, they walk normally on the sidewalk when they get there.

From my experience they're always black.

[tobia]

Then there's the capable people that always press the handicap button to avoid such "strenuous" labor. I never knew there was such a thing.... Would I qualify to use this mental handicap button? That'd be so cool. I hate waiting for people to open the door for me.

[lkastonidwedsrer]

Alright, I'll join in the bitchfest . . . how about the people who are too lazy to return their shopping cart, and leave it in/partially in a parking space?

[texprofi]

My brother and I ran to Costco this afternoon. I had this guy who was coming at me from the opposite direction for several isles. On the first isle I politely moved my cart to the side. For the next four isles however, he never made any effort to move. Not even an inch. My brother dared me to ram his cart on the next pass and I accepted the dare. Fortunatley for him, his wife dragged him to the center of the store.

[LottiFurmann]

I never knew there was such a thing.... Would I qualify to use this mental handicap button? That'd be so cool. I hate waiting for people to open the door for me.

Right this way sir, we have a nice a quiet dark room in the back where you can be quietly euthanized. Can we get you something to drink, take your coat perhaps?

[Cheaperisdeeper]

My brother and I ran to Costco this afternoon. I had this guy who was coming at me from the opposite direction for several isles. On the first isle I politely moved my cart to the side. For the next four isles however, he never made any effort to move. Not even an inch. My brother dared me to ram his cart on the next pass and I accepted the dare. Fortunatley for him, his wife dragged him to the center of the store.

Yes here we have the infamous clueless shopping carter.

They are most frequently found in supermarkets, with shopping carts in the middle of the aisle, drooling on their shoes while they stare blankly at soup cans for 15 mins. taking breaks only to pick the underwear out of their butt cracks.

[xtrslots]

LOL..General you know!

I'll restrain from any further comment because I am against any race-based assumptions.

Whatever, but you KNOW GoD is right.

[opdirorg]

I don't fly anymore but how about the people who push ahead to be the first ones on the plane, then when you land they don't want to get OFF the plane. GTF out of my way, people!!!

[SiM7W2zi]

I don't fly anymore but how about the people who push ahead to be the first ones on the plane, then when you land they don't want to get OFF the plane. GTF out of my way, people!!!

Don't you know they are more important than you, and everyone else? Ugh.

[mensforyouthis]

I don't fly anymore but how about the people who push ahead to be the first ones on the plane, then when you land they don't want to get OFF the plane. GTF out of my way, people!!!

I have never been on an airplane and I do not have any plans to get on one. I prefer to drive to get where I have to go.

[Lillie_Steins]

Alright, I'll join in the bitchfest . . . how about the people who are too lazy to return their shopping cart, and leave it in/partially in a parking space?

Oh k-os; don't get me started on this!! I was having a beer with friends and with a straight face told them there should be snipers on top of Target to enforce the cart return!! I went on to say if they left the bodies out in the open they could then just replace the snipers with statues . . . didn't go over too well . . . some people can't take a joke. hahahaa

[asharbiq]

Don't you know they are more important than you, and everyone else? Ugh.

I think it's something else - they are oblivious to the world around them, which is one of my pet peeves.

[ranndomderr]

An even more novel concept that very few (nobody?) realize is that you can take a cart from the cart area outside, and push it in with you.

Voila, a closed loop system. I've actually had people give me strange looks for doing this.

[Falik]

Oh k-os; don't get me started on this!! I was having a beer with friends and with a straight face told them there should be snipers on top of Target to enforce the cart return!! I went on to say if they left the bodies out in the open they could then just replace the snipers with statues . . . didn't go over too well . . . some people can't take a joke. hahahaa

Or do what Aldi does: locks on the carts, and it takes 25 cents to unlock it. If you return the cart & relock it, you get your quarter back. I try & find someone about to go in & just hand off the cart to them if possible.