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Old 05-13-2011, 04:59 PM   #1
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Default Supercomputer predicts Total financial collapse by May 15
If you got an extra $1000 for the member fee plus another $20k for an nvidia based CUDA personal supercomputer you can join an elite financial forecasting group.

Eleks.com provides the base software and their predictive tools are top notch. A cloud array of 10,000 CUDA desktops has more computational power than the U.S. Weather Service.

While the findings of their quarterly report are kept very secret, a few details have crept out of the latest report. The report was redone in light of the Japan situation and the Mid-east meltdown.

Sudden and unexpected drop in home prices
steep decline in commercial real estate values
Major stock market correction ending up near 5000 on the DOW
Oil would yo-yo from $150 down $50, extreme market oscillation due to speculation
critical financial problems in China, over inflated growth and savings figures
6 countries in Europe would fall in to financial default
USD would climb in short term but take a massive decline by August
30% of all Insurance companies are insolvent
Official US unemployment of 12.75%, actual 19.6%
Real inflation of 13.7% this year, excluding fuel

The group no longer recommends paper investments. They are heavy on Tier 1 Defence and applied logistical supply management contractors. To translate they only invest in companies with guaranteed gold plated contracts with large Governments. These are USG emergency contingency contracts. Such as companies who are in contract to supply emergency supplies of Pharmaceutics, Anti-viral, and radiation treatments. These preferred Government contractors make a profit no matter what happens. It is a guarantee by Law. Every private enterprise the group recommends is in the essential services and products category. Their list is like a War time survival list of essential companies. The group has no recommendations on precious metals or commodities. They are buying into the Military-industrial-energy complex and putting all their cash with those who have the guns and means to protect hard assets.


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Old 05-13-2011, 05:12 PM   #2
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48 hours - starring Eddie Murphy as little Timmy Geithner and Nick Nolte as Ben Shalom Bernanke "the Bernank." Opening in theatres May 15 - check your local listings. o-->
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Old 05-13-2011, 05:41 PM   #3
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Is this dollar positive?


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Old 05-13-2011, 06:13 PM   #4
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Markets are closed May 15th, the super computer couldn't compute that?
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:23 PM   #5
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Markets are closed May 15th, the super computer couldn't compute that?
I'd want my $21,000.00 back!
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:27 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Neuro Markets are closed May 15th, the super computer couldn't compute that?
I'd want my $21,000.00 back! How much is that in eighths of superskunk?
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:33 PM   #7
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Markets are closed May 15th, the super computer couldn't compute that?
LOL... I thought about that and figured that maybe they were factoring in a Euro/Asian play to shut things down in the futures market before we even wake up in Amerika.

But- I agree.... it is a bit silly to pick a Sunday.

This does show the dire condition we are in. The computers, however, play by rules; our government does not.
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Old 05-13-2011, 07:01 PM   #8
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[size=16pt]48 hours - starring Eddie Murphy as little Timmy Geithner and Nick Nolte as Ben Shalom Bernanke ...
Wait, once again a total opposite race portraying another in the opposite side of the color spectrum...erm, i don't know man...although Murphy can pull off funny foolish stunts. Yeah good call after all Mamboni, perfect
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Old 05-13-2011, 07:13 PM   #9
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http://quinetiam.com/?p=641
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the link is pretty cool, I can see you guys loggin on to the page in the lower right and corner.
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Old 05-13-2011, 07:40 PM   #10
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the link is pretty cool, I can see you guys loggin on to the page in the lower right and corner.
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Awww crap! Thx Horn...damn bommers
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Old 05-13-2011, 07:49 PM   #11
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We all have supercomputers, it's called a brain, and just like a supercomputer, shit in, shit out.
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Old 05-13-2011, 08:02 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by sirgonzo420 Originally Posted by Neuro Markets are closed May 15th, the super computer couldn't compute that?
I'd want my $21,000.00 back! How much is that in eighths of superskunk? there's superskunk and there's superskunk.

i haven't set a price on my super-skunk. i'm keeping the part with the scent gland for security lab R&D.

but you can have the choice of tail, back legs, front legs, head, or a piece of torso.

the chickens get the rest.

though i wouldn't mind trading some superskunk for one of Silver Art's silver bars.

i wonder what the exchange ratio is in terms of toilet paper.

this is what we'll have to deal with as the dollar crashes, figuring out a whole new set of exchange rates.
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Old 05-13-2011, 09:38 PM   #13
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And we'll compost people poop for our gardens!



Originally Posted by Neuro Originally Posted by sirgonzo420 Originally Posted by Neuro Markets are closed May 15th, the super computer couldn't compute that?
I'd want my $21,000.00 back! How much is that in eighths of superskunk? there's superskunk and there's superskunk.

i haven't set a price on my super-skunk. i'm keeping the part with the scent gland for security lab R&D.

but you can have the choice of tail, back legs, front legs, head, or a piece of torso.

the chickens get the rest.

though i wouldn't mind trading some superskunk for one of Silver Art's silver bars.

i wonder what the exchange ratio is in terms of toilet paper.

this is what we'll have to deal with as the dollar crashes, figuring out a whole new set of exchange rates.
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Old 05-13-2011, 09:46 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by Neuro Originally Posted by sirgonzo420 Originally Posted by Neuro Markets are closed May 15th, the super computer couldn't compute that?
I'd want my $21,000.00 back! How much is that in eighths of superskunk? there's superskunk and there's superskunk.

i haven't set a price on my super-skunk. i'm keeping the part with the scent gland for security lab R&D.

but you can have the choice of tail, back legs, front legs, head, or a piece of torso.

the chickens get the rest.

though i wouldn't mind trading some superskunk for one of Silver Art's silver bars.

i wonder what the exchange ratio is in terms of toilet paper.

this is what we'll have to deal with as the dollar crashes, figuring out a whole new set of exchange rates. Didn't you eat that skunk? :conf:
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:48 AM   #15
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Markets are closed May 15th, the super computer couldn't compute that?
The markets will be open in Tokyo, Aussie, and China while it is still the 15th here.

If things tumble early, head to the store? :dunno
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:56 AM   #16
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Originally Posted by Neuro Markets are closed May 15th, the super computer couldn't compute that?
The markets will be open in Tokyo, Aussie, and China while it is still the 15th here.

If things tumble early, head to the store? :dunno I wonder if it has something to do with the U.S. reaching it's debt limit. Which is supposed to happen Monday. (The 15th in Asian markets)
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:13 AM   #17
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Didn't you eat that skunk? :conf:
it's still in - what's that call it when it's really cold ? - oh yeah. the freezer.

i've been very busy, so i haven't had a chance to butcher it.

i think i will just use it as a source of fly larvae for my chickens.

unless it gets overwhelmingly gross, in which case i will bury it or compost it.



And we'll compost people poop for our gardens!

music to my ears.

redworms LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE people poop. i think.
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Old 05-16-2011, 08:44 AM   #18
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Hmmm, were the supercomputers predicting the arrest of Dominique Strauss-Khan?

Anyway is it safe to come out of the bunker now?
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Old 05-16-2011, 09:15 AM   #19
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And the supercomputer might not be wrong either. Perhaps, given the relevant parameters which it had, the collapse should have occurred yesterday. That means that whatever is currently propping things up has reached a new level of precariousness and instability.
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Old 05-16-2011, 10:02 AM   #20
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Originally Posted by osoab Originally Posted by Neuro Markets are closed May 15th, the super computer couldn't compute that?
The markets will be open in Tokyo, Aussie, and China while it is still the 15th here.

If things tumble early, head to the store? :dunno I wonder if it has something to do with the U.S. reaching it's debt limit. Which is supposed to happen Monday. (The 15th in Asian markets) Isn't it 1 day later West of the IDL?
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