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**ovenco** · 01-08-2012, 10:29 PM

Went to the grocery store in Pewaukee this afternoon. There was a ton of MILFs and bait in almost every isle. I had to put my sunglasses on so I could creepally stare at them all without them knowing.

**Borrinas** · 07-16-2012, 10:51 PM

Now we all know you go through roughly 16 hours a day awake, 20/21 if you're like me, and you can't always have the most intelligent or even relevant thoughts flowing through your head. What I'm proposing is that whenever you have a random, irrelevant, retarded or maybe just thought-provoking idea pop into your head, instead of bottling it up, post it here, it should be good for a few laughs or maybe even a logical answer. They don't all have to be of the Jack Handy-esque variety but for those who know what I'm talking about I know they'll be more than welcome, quite possibly my second favorite skit on SNL, behind Celebrity Jeopardy of course. Turd Ferguson out!

**Borrinas** · 07-19-2012, 03:45 PM

You guys are boring.

**CealialactBek** · 07-19-2012, 04:15 PM

You guys are boring.

In my Defense I just saw this ...... I've been Wii Golfing all morning .....

with Obama , Albert Einstein & the Dali-Lama ..... no joke ... the Dali Lama is Good . goooga goolooong-ga ....
I always do the Caddy Shack verbiage ...... especially while putting ...... nnooonnan misss , misssit nooonanan , misssit ... ..oaooaahahagho ..... My son Hates it ... hahhaha

**ovenco** · 07-19-2012, 04:39 PM

For work yesterday, I was presenting what we call a "Lunch & Learn" meeting. Bascially you buy lunch for your customers and you give a training session on "X" products while they eat in front of you. One of my customers is this real annoying & condecending fat ass bitch. Throughtout my entire speech, I kept thinking how much I wanted to walk over to her lard ass and spray fart into her plate of food. That was my random thought for yesterday.

**Pharmaciest2007** · 07-19-2012, 04:42 PM

In my defense, I had no faking idea what SNL skit this is. Or what you want from me.

Perhaps an example, Oh wise Joel?

**TughEmotteTug** · 07-19-2012, 04:43 PM

For work yesterday, I was presenting what we call a "Lunch & Learn" meeting. Bascially you buy lunch for your customers and you give a training session on "X" products while they eat in front of you. One of my customers is this real annoying & condecending fat ass bitch. Throughtout my entire speech, I kept thinking how much I wanted to walk over to her lard ass and spray fart into her plate of food. That was my random thought for yesterday.

LMFAO - I spray fart on my wife all the time after I eat Kashi, amazingly she hasn't kicked my ass yet.

**TughEmotteTug** · 07-19-2012, 04:45 PM

My Random: I hate all you fucks going to the meet on Saturday. This will be my first miss since I became a member and it really burns my ASS. But fuck it, I'm going to the Pike's Peak International Hill Climb this year so you can all suck on THAT!

**Borrinas** · 07-20-2012, 02:10 AM

Greg- search Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy on YouTube!

GOGS- Spray farting is always a good idea if you can keep it quiet

Corey- Find a tampon

**DesautocaD** · 07-20-2012, 02:38 AM

I'm going the distance... I'm going for speed.

that one sticks with me quite often ...

**Borrinas** · 07-20-2012, 03:14 AM

I'm going the distance... I'm going for speed.

that one sticks with me quite often ...

Are you all alone in a time of need?

**Pharmaciest2007** · 08-15-2012, 03:02 PM

There is about a 30-35% chance you're sleeping right now.

Think about it...

( At any given moment, based on the amount you sleep during a 24 hour time frame being 7 hours... thats 30% chance you're sleeping. )

**Wvq9InTM** · 08-15-2012, 04:10 PM

There is about a 30-35% chance you're sleeping right now.

Think about it...

( At any given moment, based on the amount you sleep during a 24 hour time frame being 7 hours... thats 30% chance you're sleeping. )

There's a 0% chance I'm sleeping at 9am during the week.
Plus, I can't remember the last time I slept for 7 hours! Closer to 25% for me.

**Pharmaciest2007** · 08-15-2012, 06:31 PM

There's a 0% chance I'm sleeping at 9am during the week.
Plus, I can't remember the last time I slept for 7 hours! Closer to 25% for me.

Right, when you take into account the USUAL times someone is sleeping, the percentages get different per each hour. Its an omission of assumptions, but its something human nature is very prone to do!

**Pharmaciest2007** · 08-28-2012, 02:36 AM

I bet you can't make it all the way through this video.

**Grarypealumma** · 08-28-2012, 04:20 AM

WTF did I just watch? And why did those cars have shelves on them? O_O

**DesautocaD** · 08-29-2012, 05:10 AM

random thought for today... TOMORROW is SRT TRack Experience day for me at Road America and I am SOooooooooooooooooooo pumped!

Just sayin'...

**DesautocaD** · 08-29-2012, 05:14 AM

all of those guys going to the next Fondy cruise????

**Borrinas** · 08-30-2012, 11:58 AM

I've gone nearly 3 months without Internet access aside from my iPhone and I must say that I can't fathom anyone hating mobile versions of websites more than I do

01-08-2012, 10:29 PM	#1
ovenco Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 507 Senior Member	Went to the grocery store in Pewaukee this afternoon. There was a ton of MILFs and bait in almost every isle. I had to put my sunglasses on so I could creepally stare at them all without them knowing. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-16-2012, 10:51 PM	#2
Borrinas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 452 Senior Member	Random thoughts of the day, let's keep this one moving Now we all know you go through roughly 16 hours a day awake, 20/21 if you're like me, and you can't always have the most intelligent or even relevant thoughts flowing through your head. What I'm proposing is that whenever you have a random, irrelevant, retarded or maybe just thought-provoking idea pop into your head, instead of bottling it up, post it here, it should be good for a few laughs or maybe even a logical answer. They don't all have to be of the Jack Handy-esque variety but for those who know what I'm talking about I know they'll be more than welcome, quite possibly my second favorite skit on SNL, behind Celebrity Jeopardy of course. Turd Ferguson out! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-19-2012, 03:45 PM	#3
Borrinas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 452 Senior Member	You guys are boring. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-19-2012, 04:15 PM	#4
CealialactBek Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 525 Senior Member	You guys are boring. In my Defense I just saw this ...... I've been Wii Golfing all morning ..... with Obama , Albert Einstein & the Dali-Lama ..... no joke ... the Dali Lama is Good . goooga goolooong-ga .... I always do the Caddy Shack verbiage ...... especially while putting ...... nnooonnan misss , misssit nooonanan , misssit ... ..oaooaahahagho ..... My son Hates it ... hahhaha Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-19-2012, 04:39 PM	#5
ovenco Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 507 Senior Member	For work yesterday, I was presenting what we call a "Lunch & Learn" meeting. Bascially you buy lunch for your customers and you give a training session on "X" products while they eat in front of you. One of my customers is this real annoying & condecending fat ass bitch. Throughtout my entire speech, I kept thinking how much I wanted to walk over to her lard ass and spray fart into her plate of food. That was my random thought for yesterday. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-19-2012, 04:42 PM	#6
Pharmaciest2007 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	In my defense, I had no faking idea what SNL skit this is. Or what you want from me. Perhaps an example, Oh wise Joel? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-19-2012, 04:43 PM	#7
TughEmotteTug Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 503 Senior Member	For work yesterday, I was presenting what we call a "Lunch & Learn" meeting. Bascially you buy lunch for your customers and you give a training session on "X" products while they eat in front of you. One of my customers is this real annoying & condecending fat ass bitch. Throughtout my entire speech, I kept thinking how much I wanted to walk over to her lard ass and spray fart into her plate of food. That was my random thought for yesterday. LMFAO - I spray fart on my wife all the time after I eat Kashi, amazingly she hasn't kicked my ass yet. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-19-2012, 04:45 PM	#8
TughEmotteTug Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 503 Senior Member	My Random: I hate all you fucks going to the meet on Saturday. This will be my first miss since I became a member and it really burns my ASS. But fuck it, I'm going to the Pike's Peak International Hill Climb this year so you can all suck on THAT! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-20-2012, 02:10 AM	#9
Borrinas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 452 Senior Member	Greg- search Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy on YouTube! GOGS- Spray farting is always a good idea if you can keep it quiet Corey- Find a tampon Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-20-2012, 02:38 AM	#10
DesautocaD Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	I'm going the distance... I'm going for speed. that one sticks with me quite often ... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-20-2012, 03:14 AM	#11
Borrinas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 452 Senior Member	I'm going the distance... I'm going for speed. that one sticks with me quite often ... Are you all alone in a time of need? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-15-2012, 03:02 PM	#12
Pharmaciest2007 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	There is about a 30-35% chance you're sleeping right now. Think about it... ( At any given moment, based on the amount you sleep during a 24 hour time frame being 7 hours... thats 30% chance you're sleeping. ) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-15-2012, 04:10 PM	#13
Wvq9InTM Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 523 Senior Member	There is about a 30-35% chance you're sleeping right now. Think about it... ( At any given moment, based on the amount you sleep during a 24 hour time frame being 7 hours... thats 30% chance you're sleeping. ) There's a 0% chance I'm sleeping at 9am during the week. Plus, I can't remember the last time I slept for 7 hours! Closer to 25% for me. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-15-2012, 06:31 PM	#14
Pharmaciest2007 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	There's a 0% chance I'm sleeping at 9am during the week. Plus, I can't remember the last time I slept for 7 hours! Closer to 25% for me. Right, when you take into account the USUAL times someone is sleeping, the percentages get different per each hour. Its an omission of assumptions, but its something human nature is very prone to do! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-28-2012, 02:36 AM	#15
Pharmaciest2007 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	I bet you can't make it all the way through this video. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-28-2012, 04:20 AM	#16
Grarypealumma Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 487 Senior Member	WTF did I just watch? And why did those cars have shelves on them? O_O Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-29-2012, 05:10 AM	#17
DesautocaD Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	random thought for today... TOMORROW is SRT TRack Experience day for me at Road America and I am SOooooooooooooooooooo pumped! Just sayin'... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-29-2012, 05:14 AM	#18
DesautocaD Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	all of those guys going to the next Fondy cruise???? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-30-2012, 11:58 AM	#19
Borrinas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 452 Senior Member	I've gone nearly 3 months without Internet access aside from my iPhone and I must say that I can't fathom anyone hating mobile versions of websites more than I do Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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