[nermise]

There needs to be an explanation to clear up the confusion of Guts vs. Balls. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. Have a great day

[artenotreah]

so which have you had more of lately?

[Allbrunette]

haha...did you think of that...
that's hilarious

[DebtDetox]

Then again the wife could always rip off the balls and shove them into your gut? So if you have guts or Balls, you better learn to sleep with one eye open.

[artenotreah]

Quote, originally posted by Santeno »Then again the wife could always rip off the balls and shove them into your gut? So if you have guts or Balls, you better learn to sleep with one eye open.
ruined a really good joke