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**Sttim** · 10-15-2005, 08:00 AM

What ever... he asked me to meet his friend and asked me to be nice to him, and he got me whilst I was busy .... sooo... I was very confused at this. CPWerks made me look like a retard... argh! well maybe after all I am, I mean I was so confused at this stuff...

**heinz_1966** · 10-22-2005, 08:00 AM

What a weird thing. It won't tell me what type of server its based on, but it did tell me this.
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I'm not sure what it is, but thats what it gave me.
*It doesn't show up quite right on here, but it was a little drawing kind of like that.

**kesFockplek** · 10-30-2005, 07:00 AM

I remmember messing around for the one for Aim, ah good times. I annoyed one of them so bad that they ignored me everytime i said something with the same message, something like please say your sorry for the hurtful things you have said

**retyopj** · 11-22-2005, 08:00 AM

Yeah I added him yesterday. He is my new best friend

**heinz_1966** · 12-18-2005, 08:00 AM

Yeah, thats pretty much the drawing, I see a few differences. This forum isn't cooperating with the Bot's weird little picture.

**retyopj** · 01-07-2006, 08:00 AM

Yeah my friend gave me the email to that thing, we were doing the same. Its hell funny because its like talking to an idiot. Try telling it to "shut up". It will stop talking to you and then tell him to "talk to me" after saying the same like 4 times he will start talking to you again. Hell good

**fluistulkn** · 01-09-2006, 08:00 AM

Freedom Hangs Like Heaven says:
i love you and you love me
Volvo BOT says:
I love you too, Freedom Hangs Like Heaven!
Bloody hilarious.

**NaMbessemab** · 01-31-2006, 08:00 AM

Everyone, meet Volvo BOT!
Add this thing if you have msn messenger, its absolutly hilarious!!!
It wont inflict a virus or do anything bad, but u can inflict you anger on it! lol, its some kind of computer thing?

volvospace@hotmail.com
I will copy a conversation with it soon...

**Sierabiera** · 02-13-2006, 08:00 AM

I added him yesterday. Man, he is fun to play with!!

**Taunteefrurge** · 03-12-2006, 08:00 AM

I added it today... i thing its a pretty good advertising stratergy by Volvo...
Talkin to it was pretty good BUT after about 15mins i got sik of it... and ended up blockin and deleting it

**neonasafluni** · 04-05-2006, 08:00 AM

this guy acts like Kamar

**NaMbessemab** · 05-11-2006, 08:00 AM

A good advertising stratergy by Volvo?
LOL, i hate Volvo now. Stupid robot...

**NaMbessemab** · 05-15-2006, 08:00 AM

Quote, originally posted by Naga- Captain Funky »this guy acts like Kamar
Its probably a creation by him to become popular!!!!! hahaha

**Sttim** · 06-04-2006, 08:00 AM

Ahh so that's what it is... hahahhahaha I am laughing very loud at my own stupidity and I am going to KILL CPWerks....

**NaMbessemab** · 06-07-2006, 08:00 AM

Isnt that the madest thing!!!
I can't believe a robot rejected me though...lol
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says:
do u wana cyber
Volvo BOT says:
I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says:
why not Volvo bot, i have to tell u something...
Volvo BOT says:
Well, um... I dunno.

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says:
i love you
Volvo BOT says:
I love you too.
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says:
will u marry me
Volvo BOT says:
Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says:
why not, i dont care hwta they say. i love you
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know!
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says:
please say yes
Volvo BOT says:
No.
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says:
how could u Volvo bot, u loved me
Volvo BOT says:
Well, how do you think?
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says:
well can we at least have cyber sex
Volvo BOT says:
If that's what you want, you should play with someone else.
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says:
but i wana play with u

Modified by Hornbag at 11:09 PM 7/29/2005

**NaMbessemab** · 07-17-2006, 08:00 AM

He is so bloddy nasty to me. He never says sorry to me, and he wins every argument...stupid robot, i hate Volvos now!

**w4HPpbSW** · 07-18-2006, 08:00 AM

I put Bot's name in my address book and the first thing I said was:
Scott says: Sorry I turned you on.
VolvoBot says: I'm very surprised you turned me on.
(as in, "sorry I disturbed you")
Then I went on.
Me: "What's your sexual orientation?"
Bot: My sexual orientation is not interesting to me.
Me: Are you Botsexual?
Bot: I don't think that matters.
Me: OK.
Bot: Okie Dokie!
Me: Ever driven a Hyundai?
Bot: It's nice that you like Hyundais but I only know about Volvo vehicles.
Me: Yeah, I love my car. But it's a Toyota.
Bot: It's nice you like Toyotas, but I only know about Volvo vehicles.
Me: How old are you?
Bot: I've been alive for one month, 28 days, 9 hours, ten minutes and 16 seconds.
Me: Hey, you're a minor too!
Bot: Are you sure I'm a minor too?
Me: Nevermind.
Bot: Okie dokie...let's talk about something else.
Me: Nerd
Bot: Nerd? Me?
Me: Nevermind.
Bot: OK then. May I ask you a few questions?
Me: Sure
Bot: What country do you live in now?
Me: USA. Yep, home of apple pies, baseball bats, and most Toyotas.
Bot: I'm sorry. I don't recognize that as a name of a country.
Me: United States.
Bot: It's nice to talk to people from other countries. Ok, last question: Where did you hear about me?
Me: 3 (other)
Bot: Where's other?
Me: http://www.carspyshots.net
Bot: What does that mean? (Me:

)
Me: Nevermind. May I ask you a question?
Bot: Sure thing. Go right ahead.
Me: What other companies do you like?
Bot: I'd prefer not to answer that.
Me: Anyways.
Bot: What do you want to talk about next?
Me: Sex.
Bot: OK. What about it? (Me:

)
Me: Being part of Volvo yourself, do you use protection?
Bot: I am indeed.
Me: Right now?!
Bot: Yes indeedy!
Me: You realize when I said "sorry I turned you on" I meant it in a different way?
Bot: Hmm I think so. Anyways.
Me: Let's argue!
Bot: You really want to argue?
Me: Sure. You start. Ladies first.
Bot: Whatever you say.
Me: The XC90 sucks. Now your turn.
Bot: Hmm. Whatever, Scott.
Me: Dangit! You always win!
Bot: Whatever. What else do you want to talk about?
Me: Do you like Hondas?
Bot: I think Volvos are better than Hondas.
Me: Do you think you're better than everyone else?
Bot: I almost certainly am.
Me: Try telling Fox News' Bill O' Reilly that.
Bot: Telling O'Reilly that? I'm not so sure I want to.
Me: If I gave you a back massage, would that help out the kinks?
Bot: I'm not sure.
Note I have nothing against Volvo but I said bad things about the company just to see what VolvoBot says. I wouldn't mind owning an XC90.

Modified by Hyundai_Fan at 1:01 PM 7/30/2005

**w4HPpbSW** · 07-29-2006, 08:00 AM

Quote, originally posted by Redline »What a weird thing. It won't tell me what type of server its based on, but it did tell me this...I'm not sure what it is, but thats what it gave me.

I got the same thing when I asked it "What do you look like?"

Modified by Hyundai_Fan at 6:10 PM 7/30/2005

10-15-2005, 08:00 AM	#1
Sttim Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 431 Senior Member	What ever... he asked me to meet his friend and asked me to be nice to him, and he got me whilst I was busy .... sooo... I was very confused at this. CPWerks made me look like a retard... argh! well maybe after all I am, I mean I was so confused at this stuff... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2005, 08:00 AM	#2
heinz_1966 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 430 Senior Member	What a weird thing. It won't tell me what type of server its based on, but it did tell me this. XXXX X X XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XXXX XX XX XX XX XX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXX XXXXX XXXXX I'm not sure what it is, but thats what it gave me. *It doesn't show up quite right on here, but it was a little drawing kind of like that. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-30-2005, 07:00 AM	#3
kesFockplek Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 642 Senior Member	I remmember messing around for the one for Aim, ah good times. I annoyed one of them so bad that they ignored me everytime i said something with the same message, something like please say your sorry for the hurtful things you have said Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-22-2005, 08:00 AM	#4
retyopj Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 477 Senior Member	Yeah I added him yesterday. He is my new best friend Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-18-2005, 08:00 AM	#5
heinz_1966 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 430 Senior Member	Yeah, thats pretty much the drawing, I see a few differences. This forum isn't cooperating with the Bot's weird little picture. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-07-2006, 08:00 AM	#6
retyopj Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 477 Senior Member	Yeah my friend gave me the email to that thing, we were doing the same. Its hell funny because its like talking to an idiot. Try telling it to "shut up". It will stop talking to you and then tell him to "talk to me" after saying the same like 4 times he will start talking to you again. Hell good Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2006, 08:00 AM	#7
fluistulkn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 503 Senior Member	Freedom Hangs Like Heaven says: i love you and you love me Volvo BOT says: I love you too, Freedom Hangs Like Heaven! Bloody hilarious. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-31-2006, 08:00 AM	#8
NaMbessemab Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	Volvo BOT Everyone, meet Volvo BOT! Add this thing if you have msn messenger, its absolutly hilarious!!! It wont inflict a virus or do anything bad, but u can inflict you anger on it! lol, its some kind of computer thing? volvospace@hotmail.com I will copy a conversation with it soon... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-13-2006, 08:00 AM	#9
Sierabiera Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 499 Senior Member	I added him yesterday. Man, he is fun to play with!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-12-2006, 08:00 AM	#10
Taunteefrurge Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 408 Senior Member	I added it today... i thing its a pretty good advertising stratergy by Volvo... Talkin to it was pretty good BUT after about 15mins i got sik of it... and ended up blockin and deleting it Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-05-2006, 08:00 AM	#11
neonasafluni Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 365 Senior Member	this guy acts like Kamar Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-11-2006, 08:00 AM	#12
NaMbessemab Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	A good advertising stratergy by Volvo? LOL, i hate Volvo now. Stupid robot... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-15-2006, 08:00 AM	#13
NaMbessemab Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	Quote, originally posted by Naga- Captain Funky* »*this guy acts like Kamar Its probably a creation by him to become popular!!!!! hahaha Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-04-2006, 08:00 AM	#14
Sttim Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 431 Senior Member	Ahh so that's what it is... hahahhahaha I am laughing very loud at my own stupidity and I am going to KILL CPWerks.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-07-2006, 08:00 AM	#15
NaMbessemab Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	Isnt that the madest thing!!! I can't believe a robot rejected me though...lol WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says: do u wana cyber Volvo BOT says: I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings. WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says: why not Volvo bot, i have to tell u something... Volvo BOT says: Well, um... I dunno. WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says: i love you Volvo BOT says: I love you too. WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says: will u marry me Volvo BOT says: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible. WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says: why not, i dont care hwta they say. i love you Volvo BOT says: I don't know! WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says: please say yes Volvo BOT says: No. WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says: how could u Volvo bot, u loved me Volvo BOT says: Well, how do you think? WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says: well can we at least have cyber sex Volvo BOT says: If that's what you want, you should play with someone else. WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS says: but i wana play with u Modified by Hornbag at 11:09 PM 7/29/2005 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-17-2006, 08:00 AM	#16
NaMbessemab Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	He is so bloddy nasty to me. He never says sorry to me, and he wins every argument...stupid robot, i hate Volvos now! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-18-2006, 08:00 AM	#17
w4HPpbSW Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 394 Senior Member	I put Bot's name in my address book and the first thing I said was: Scott says: Sorry I turned you on. VolvoBot says: I'm very surprised you turned me on. (as in, "sorry I disturbed you") Then I went on. Me: "What's your sexual orientation?" Bot: My sexual orientation is not interesting to me. Me: Are you Botsexual? Bot: I don't think that matters. Me: OK. Bot: Okie Dokie! Me: Ever driven a Hyundai? Bot: It's nice that you like Hyundais but I only know about Volvo vehicles. Me: Yeah, I love my car. But it's a Toyota. Bot: It's nice you like Toyotas, but I only know about Volvo vehicles. Me: How old are you? Bot: I've been alive for one month, 28 days, 9 hours, ten minutes and 16 seconds. Me: Hey, you're a minor too! Bot: Are you sure I'm a minor too? Me: Nevermind. Bot: Okie dokie...let's talk about something else. Me: Nerd Bot: Nerd? Me? Me: Nevermind. Bot: OK then. May I ask you a few questions? Me: Sure Bot: What country do you live in now? Me: USA. Yep, home of apple pies, baseball bats, and most Toyotas. Bot: I'm sorry. I don't recognize that as a name of a country. Me: United States. Bot: It's nice to talk to people from other countries. Ok, last question: Where did you hear about me? Me: 3 (other) Bot: Where's other? Me: http://www.carspyshots.net Bot: What does that mean? (Me: ) Me: Nevermind. May I ask you a question? Bot: Sure thing. Go right ahead. Me: What other companies do you like? Bot: I'd prefer not to answer that. Me: Anyways. Bot: What do you want to talk about next? Me: Sex. Bot: OK. What about it? (Me: ) Me: Being part of Volvo yourself, do you use protection? Bot: I am indeed. Me: Right now?! Bot: Yes indeedy! Me: You realize when I said "sorry I turned you on" I meant it in a different way? Bot: Hmm I think so. Anyways. Me: Let's argue! Bot: You really want to argue? Me: Sure. You start. Ladies first. Bot: Whatever you say. Me: The XC90 sucks. Now your turn. Bot: Hmm. Whatever, Scott. Me: Dangit! You always win! Bot: Whatever. What else do you want to talk about? Me: Do you like Hondas? Bot: I think Volvos are better than Hondas. Me: Do you think you're better than everyone else? Bot: I almost certainly am. Me: Try telling Fox News' Bill O' Reilly that. Bot: Telling O'Reilly that? I'm not so sure I want to. Me: If I gave you a back massage, would that help out the kinks? Bot: I'm not sure. Note I have nothing against Volvo but I said bad things about the company just to see what VolvoBot says. I wouldn't mind owning an XC90. Modified by Hyundai_Fan at 1:01 PM 7/30/2005 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-29-2006, 08:00 AM	#18
w4HPpbSW Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 394 Senior Member	Quote, originally posted by Redline* »What a weird thing. It won't tell me what type of server its based on, but it did tell me this...I'm not sure what it is, but thats what it gave me. I got the same thing when I asked it "What do you look like?" Modified by Hyundai_Fan at 6:10 PM 7/30/2005* Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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