[mymnarorump]

Ok, after a full night of sleep, I am still disturbed by Golem's story.

I suggest that everyone whom still has a mother, call her and tell her that you love her.

[dAy2EWlg]

Beats me, I used to be a big time douche bag. But that was when I was younger and in high school. In recent years...prolly the way I handled a break up and cheated on a girl I was sorta dating. But if anything I learned two things out of it. 1) I love banging chicks. 2) I have a conscience.

[Verger99]

I used to steal cars, over 20k in vandalism (never got caught for it) and got arrested. I got lucky. 1 month before I turned 18 and I did not even have to do community service hours. No record.

probably the worst thing I have ever done...... Was when this gay kid in middle school (known for touching kids inappropriately in the bathroom) who lived in my neighborhood got jumped once
they threw him off his bike.... And my dumbass saw some twigs near a tree and jokingly mentioned it.... The angry kids grabbed the twigs and beat the kid sensless... at the least 10 visible red some bloodly slashes on his back... I had trouble sleeping for weeks. As much as I hated the kid I know what was done and my contribution was wrong... The kid was sick, he should have been given help. Now that I think about it school counselors sucked. They never helped anyone.

[attanilifardy]

don't know the worst thing.. Have plenty of things I'm not really proud off. As a kid I played cruelly with my sister's rabbit. I was 6 at the time and probably caused it to die without her knowing about it. I would kick my own ass if I saw myself do that back then.

[Evoncalabbalo]

I would have never put FM users down as animal torturers what with you all being so lovely and with great senses of humour and general agreeable natures and MY GOD THIS IS SARCASM AT IT'S BEST.

[yasalaioqe]

don't know the worst thing.. Have plenty of things I'm not really proud off. As a kid I played cruelly with my sister's rabbit. I was 6 at the time and probably caused it to die without her knowing about it. I would kick my own ass if I saw myself do that back then.

Was you f*cking it?

[dAy2EWlg]

Just remembered I took a dump on a kids car once, wasn't the worst thing I've done.....maybe the most hilarious.

[BeaseHoca]

Just remembered I took a dump on a kids car once, wasn't the worst thing I've done.....maybe the most hilarious.

Especially if you did it on the air vent intake...

[zatronanec]

Best I remember was a now ex girlfriend on my Dad's 50th birthday. The party was over and we were heading home and she kept giving me **** for supposedly being more drunk than her, "How is that possible, blah, blah, blah?". Anyway her being over weight I shot back, "Well they taught us in school that the effects of alcohol are lessened by body weight. That'll explain why you aren't so drunk.". BAM that shut her up. I put best because that clearly isn't the worst thing I've done and was actually quite funny, still is.

Worst? I did set fire to a Royal Mail Post Box once. I wasn't really expecting it to go up but it sure did with flames lapping out of the mail slot.

[LasTins]

I rimmed a hot Iron

[derty]

I wasn't really expecting it to go up but it sure did with flames lapping out of the mail slot.

You put an incendiary device into an enclosed space full of paper and didn't actually expect it to light up? I put it to you that the stupidest thing you have ever done is gotten out of your mothers womb too early.

[Charryith]

A few years ago I worked for a hospital as a PC technician, deploying new PCs to replace all their computers across the state. About 4,000 computers in all. I found one of the fastest PCs that we were replacing and took it off the palette and into my car. It was probably worth around $800.00-$1200.00

It would've been given away, shuffled somewhere else or donated anyway, but it was still extremely dishonest and I regret doing it.

I don't know, mine seems tame compared to a lot of others. Maybe I'm just not thinking hard enough....


Here's one actually:

There was this kid in high school that really had no friends. He was a friendly guy but a complete dork and had the most nasally, annoying voice you'd ever heard. He got teased a lot and not many people liked him.

One day a bunch of friends and I were going to go see a movie, and he kind of invited himself along. He showed up at my house and none of us wanted to hang with him so we stopped at a gas station along the way and when he went in we just drove off. He ended up having to walk home about 2 miles.

I did see him on facebook recently and he is in the military(bleh) and seems to have found some friends, so that's good.

There, now I feel more comparable with ya'll .

[zatronanec]

You put an incendiary device.

Incendiary device!? I didn't firebomb Tokyo.

[mymnarorump]

You put an incendiary device into an enclosed space full of paper and didn't actually expect it to light up? I put it to you that the stupidest thing you have ever done is gotten out of your mothers womb too early.

Oxygen, you *******. I put it to you that you left Chemistry class too early.

[ceagstuntee]

Oxygen, you *******. I put it to you that you left Chemistry class too early.

Mailboxes are airtight and in vacuum over there?

[derty]

Incendiary device!? I didn't firebomb Tokyo.

Matches used to use white phosphorus which is used in incendiary devices. I just happen to like calling matches incendiary devices. Sue me.

[derty]

Oxygen, you *******. I put it to you that you left Chemistry class too early.

Pay very close attention......what?

[pouslytut]

I did see him on facebook recently and he is in the military(bleh) and seems to have found some friends, so that's good.

Ouch..you might regret what you did one day if he's not nicer than you.

[ErubTiereedig]

In the 2000 presidential election, I voted for George W. Bush.

[baskentt]

Just me then..

Ohhh...lol.. i was drinking when i posted.