[!!!maryann!!!]

Watched a bit of a crappy UFO "documentary" this morning, some train spotting idiot in the south of England with his equally boring wife going on about this video footage they shot. "OOOoooo it's amazing, this cylindrical silver object and no-one can tell me what it is!".

OK 1: You're on like 50x digital zoom or "Blur the **** out of everything-ovision". 2: As a result your wobbling like and idiot and 3: It's a ****ING PLANE! Seriously, yes the sun is reflecting off the fuselage but you can see the blurry wings on each side and the bloody landing lights blinking on and off. If no-one can tell you what that is you're clearly asking morons.

"There was no sound and it moved really slowly" Yes, planes at high altetude tend to do that. "We've seen dozens of these strange craft! They slowly fly out to sea towards France!" THEN DON'T LIVE NEAR A ****ING AIRPORT! I think it's no co-incidence that this guy is a failing photographer, I suspect the conversation went something like this: "OOOoooo Margery, if I zoom all the way in on that plane with this camera it almost looks like a UFO! We could sell this to the Sun or the Star and make some money!" Yep, then some documentary people who're desperately seeking any pointless crap to fill an hour show can come round and show your blurred to hell wobbly footage of people off on holiday to the world and make you look like a ****. /rant

[Brewpralgar]

I agree,
It´s really sad, that a large percentage of UFO sightings are made by people that can´t tell the difference between a Airplane and a Tree.

[MizzDaizzy]

Most of them aren't so much 'un-identified' as 'identified but I don't want to believe it'.

[Imampaictjg]

Soon our modern day Betty and Barney Hill will find themselves in Spain, too drunk to remember too much of the flight there, so obviously they were kidnapped by Aliens in a shiny Intergalactic cruiser where strange drugs and drinks were served by odd looking humanoids in snappy uniforms! [stupid]