[Oriesssedleli419]

...Why is it, that whenever you do the really funny farts there is nobody around to laugh?

[gorbasevhuynani]

because life is cruel

[RobertLS]

Your turning into OHP

[xADMlNx]

Nope, never have this issue, always wait until there's company before farting.

[KitRittyTug]

I farted in an attractive woman's face while under her car today.

[scoussysows]

All my farts sound the same they break in 2, sorta like a very short pause, like saying uh-uh

[D6Ri5u13]

My farts tend to sound like a flat head Harley Davidson pulling away on a road next to a cabbage field [yes]

[Barryrich]

I like to fart in my hand and smell it.

[D6Ri5u13]

I like to fart in my hand and smell it.

I like to fart in plastic shopping bags and ensnare my victims heads in it from behind

[chelviweeme]

I had a severe case of flatulence the other night while out on the town. I let one slip while on the dance floor, it smelt like something had died! You have never seen the floor clear so quickly lol. I just pretended I had smelt it and was disgusted as well, when I knew it was entirely my fault!

[Alina20100]

I like to fart in my hand and smell it.

A great way to know if you're sick!

[CarrieSexy]

When I was in secondary school once, during a music class, after some music had finished playing, one of the pupils farted the last few notes of the tune! That was so funny! [rofl]

[ReginaPerss]

I farted in Sears tool section friday and got 2 head turns.((Pride))

[dserbokim]

...Why is it, that whenever you do the really funny farts there is nobody around to laugh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQcDRddWOug

[Alina20100]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQcDRddWOug

A bit predictable and it's funnier in real life especially if are not meant to in that situation. Farting so everyone hears in a real church while priest is preaching would be hilarious!

[masteryxisman]

Nothing quite like that moment when you force one out and realise it's not a fart...

[radikal]

Nothing quite like that moment when you force one out and realise it's not a fart...

That's actually happened to me twice, luckily I didn't need to go badly and I wasn't around anyone. Still a nasty thing though.

I also hate going to the toilet thinking I got a big solid one only to let out a loud ripper.

[masteryxisman]

My girlfriend asks me why I can't hold it in. I have to keep reminding her that, as a man, by the time I realise I need to fart it's already past the point of no return.

[Oriesssedleli419]

Nothing quite like that moment when you force one out and realise it's not a fart...

Never trust a fart.