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**CymnMaync** · 10-19-2009, 07:31 PM

well apart from the fact that I was constantly shitting and puking my self whilst driving home but in a petrol station when I went to pay for my diesel the bird behind the counter said I had a gorgeous car,I said thanks and as I walked out I heard her also say and the drivers not bad either

I think from now on I will go every where smelling of poo and spew [yes]

what you guys think ?

**BonjGopu** · 10-19-2009, 07:35 PM

Depends - did she look like one of them from 'Two girls - one cup'?

You also realise that you've ruined any chance of selling the car to anyone here?

**CarrieSexy** · 10-19-2009, 07:37 PM

Care to elaborate why you pooped your pants?

**CymnMaync** · 10-19-2009, 07:42 PM

Care to elaborate why you pooped your pants?

I had to baby sit my niece n nephew and my sister forgot to tell me that a few days before they caught that 48hr pukey bum piss bug...

quite an enjoyable experience really up until I started to spray from both ends like a t-shaped fire hydrant almost constantly[no]

**Quick$bux** · 10-19-2009, 07:47 PM

Care to elaborate why you pooped your pants?

Why would you wanna know that ?

**BonjGopu** · 10-19-2009, 08:01 PM

I had to baby sit my niece n nephew and my sister forgot to tell me that a few days before they caught that 48hr pukey bum piss bug...

quite an enjoyable experience really up until I started to spray from both ends like a t-shaped fire hydrant almost constantly[no]

Hope they caught it bad as well! Serve then right if it was when they were out as they should, at least, have warned you or, better yet, stayed home!

Guess that's now your regular petrol station?

**masterso** · 10-19-2009, 10:10 PM

well apart from the fact that I was constantly shitting and puking my self whilst driving home but in a petrol station when I went to pay for my diesel the bird behind the counter said I had a gorgeous car,I said thanks and as I walked out I heard her also say and the drivers not bad either

I think from now on I will go every where smelling of poo and spew [yes]

what you guys think ?

This is what married men consider a "pleasant encounter"?

**HotboTgameR** · 10-19-2009, 10:47 PM

Mmm fancy a 3sum

?

**CymnMaync** · 10-19-2009, 11:48 PM

Mmm fancy a 3sum?

dunno how many are coming ?

**CymnMaync** · 10-19-2009, 11:54 PM

This is what married men consider a "pleasant encounter"?

no my Idea of a pleasant encounter is for me to take her over the bonnet and then for her to turn round blow me like shes trying to focus Captain James Cook's Telescope [yes]

**hhynmtrxcp** · 10-20-2009, 12:55 AM

Maybe she is one of those types that get's turned on by guys showering chunks of campbells soup and homemade nutella on her chest?

like shes trying to focus Captain James Cook's Telescope [yes]

[rofl]

**tomsmuidh** · 10-20-2009, 04:50 AM

well apart from the fact that I was constantly shitting and puking my self whilst driving home but in a petrol station when I went to pay for my diesel the bird behind the counter said I had a gorgeous car,I said thanks and as I walked out I heard her also say and the drivers not bad either

I think from now on I will go every where smelling of poo and spew [yes]

what you guys think ?

was you in the dartford area?

**tomsmuidh** · 10-20-2009, 04:52 AM

Maybe she is one of those types that get's turned on by guys showering chunks of campbells soup and homemade nutella on her chest?

[rofl]

3 girls that worked for Next in a high street near me accidently bluetoothed something like that to a security guard that worked there, i know this because i work on him and he wanted to show the world...

**Fosavoa** · 10-20-2009, 05:10 AM

Hey! His car IS for sale! Found a pic!
WARNING: http://i26.tinypic.com/20s67n8.jpg

http://www.g35driver.com/forums/pict...y-dog-did.html

10-19-2009, 07:31 PM	#1
CymnMaync Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 509 Senior Member	I had quite a plesant encounter last night ! well apart from the fact that I was constantly shitting and puking my self whilst driving home but in a petrol station when I went to pay for my diesel the bird behind the counter said I had a gorgeous car,I said thanks and as I walked out I heard her also say and the drivers not bad either I think from now on I will go every where smelling of poo and spew [yes] what you guys think ? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2009, 07:35 PM	#2
BonjGopu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 502 Senior Member	Depends - did she look like one of them from 'Two girls - one cup'? You also realise that you've ruined any chance of selling the car to anyone here? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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CarrieSexy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 449 Senior Member	Care to elaborate why you pooped your pants? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2009, 07:42 PM	#4
CymnMaync Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 509 Senior Member	Care to elaborate why you pooped your pants? I had to baby sit my niece n nephew and my sister forgot to tell me that a few days before they caught that 48hr pukey bum piss bug... quite an enjoyable experience really up until I started to spray from both ends like a t-shaped fire hydrant almost constantly[no] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Quick$bux Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 571 Senior Member	Care to elaborate why you pooped your pants? Why would you wanna know that ? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2009, 08:01 PM	#6
BonjGopu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 502 Senior Member	I had to baby sit my niece n nephew and my sister forgot to tell me that a few days before they caught that 48hr pukey bum piss bug... quite an enjoyable experience really up until I started to spray from both ends like a t-shaped fire hydrant almost constantly[no] Hope they caught it bad as well! Serve then right if it was when they were out as they should, at least, have warned you or, better yet, stayed home! Guess that's now your regular petrol station? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2009, 10:10 PM	#7
masterso Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 546 Senior Member	well apart from the fact that I was constantly shitting and puking my self whilst driving home but in a petrol station when I went to pay for my diesel the bird behind the counter said I had a gorgeous car,I said thanks and as I walked out I heard her also say and the drivers not bad either I think from now on I will go every where smelling of poo and spew [yes] what you guys think ? This is what married men consider a "pleasant encounter"? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2009, 10:47 PM	#8
HotboTgameR Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 378 Senior Member	Mmm fancy a 3sum? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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CymnMaync Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 509 Senior Member	Mmm fancy a 3sum? dunno how many are coming ? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-19-2009, 11:54 PM	#10
CymnMaync Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 509 Senior Member	This is what married men consider a "pleasant encounter"? no my Idea of a pleasant encounter is for me to take her over the bonnet and then for her to turn round blow me like shes trying to focus Captain James Cook's Telescope [yes] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2009, 12:55 AM	#11
hhynmtrxcp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	Maybe she is one of those types that get's turned on by guys showering chunks of campbells soup and homemade nutella on her chest? like shes trying to focus Captain James Cook's Telescope [yes] [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2009, 04:50 AM	#12
tomsmuidh Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 573 Senior Member	well apart from the fact that I was constantly shitting and puking my self whilst driving home but in a petrol station when I went to pay for my diesel the bird behind the counter said I had a gorgeous car,I said thanks and as I walked out I heard her also say and the drivers not bad either I think from now on I will go every where smelling of poo and spew [yes] what you guys think ? was you in the dartford area? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2009, 04:52 AM	#13
tomsmuidh Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 573 Senior Member	Maybe she is one of those types that get's turned on by guys showering chunks of campbells soup and homemade nutella on her chest? [rofl] 3 girls that worked for Next in a high street near me accidently bluetoothed something like that to a security guard that worked there, i know this because i work on him and he wanted to show the world... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2009, 05:10 AM	#14
Fosavoa Join Date Dec 2005 Posts 424 Senior Member	Hey! His car IS for sale! Found a pic! WARNING: http://i26.tinypic.com/20s67n8.jpg http://www.g35driver.com/forums/pict...y-dog-did.html Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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