[acneman]

Hi all,

Send a message to the closest planet near us that looks simulair to our Earth, about 20 lightyears away . It's about 8 times bigger than Earth and may or may not have life.

Send a message within 6 days from now.

http://www.hellofromearth.net/gliese...ster/index.htm

[Rndouglas]

All your base are belong to us!

[Kvkcgktl]

20 years to send the signal, probably another 20 years for them to decrypt it as it most likely won't be in their language, another 20 years for them to send the signal back, another 20 years for us to decrypt their message, another 2 million years to prepare for battle.

[poekfpojoibien]

20 years to send the signal, probably another 20 years for them to decrypt it as it most likely won't be in their language, another 20 years for them to send the signal back, another 20 years for us to decrypt their message, another 2 million years to prepare for battle.

SORRY, ONLY ENGLISH CAN BE ACCEPTED.

I'm guessing they already know the planet's language!

[appletango]

Stay away

[ariniaxia]

Please bring food replicators, transporters, and warp drive here.

[megasprut]

You are cordially invited to an Interplanetary BBQ. 6.00pm, 4th October, 2452 at my place BYO Meat and Beer. RSVP: Year 2100 Cheers [rofl]

[Fruriourl]

These are not the droids you're looking for. [rofl]

Seriously though, they don't transmit these. I bet ya.

[Cd9JfGHR]

Lol after decades of blowing aliens up in movies and video games were ready to make contact!!

I had more to say, but I think that new movie "District 9" sums up how I feel about how we would treat alien life, not too much different than we treat our planet and ourselves-

LIKE GARBAGE

Therefore my message is this:

Greetings from the galaxies "back alley" inhabitants! If you swing by earth be sure to lock up your spaceship or it will end up in a chopshop and your wives/children will end up raped, murdered or sold as slaves. We are willing to trade technology, we have excellent ideas for reality shows such as " Race Swap," "Desperate Alien Housewives," "My spouse cheated with an alien!," "Backwoods alien barrel shoot" and my personal favorite " Pimp my spaceship!" Technologies we would be interested in obtaining would be: Alien plastic surgery techniques, big bombs, alien pornography, bigger bombs, Viral Videos, Alien beer and any Alien video games or graphics cards. We hope you make contact soon because the earth is so small and everything has been conquered and raped so far, we need something fresh!! Oh btw what do you think about Obama?

Edit:

40 years later, Earth recieves a message back from the aliens....

" Hello people of earth, thank you for pin-pointing your exact location, we have been recieving your garbage on our radiowaves and televisions for decades now and now that we know where you are we will do you the favor of solving your global warming, terrorism and health care issues...you should be recieving our next message shortly."

[acneman]

oh man, you made me laugh !

Really should place that message on that website. [thumbup]

[Zarekylin75]

I was going to post this:

Have a small penis? Our pills our proven to greatly increase your size and pleasure! For more information, visit earth. But I don't really feel like filling out my information for it.

[Borzopayn]

I was going to post this:



But I don't really feel like filling out my information for it.

Lol!!! I love that!