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03-31-2009, 03:47 AM
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 I ate Germanys hottest Currywurst today,..
(atleast that is what they call it)
A Currywurst with Brötchen, add 1,5 million Scoville into that mix and you´re pretty mich in the middle of the agony me and my buddy went through today. The sales lady "Have you ever done this before? "Me, pff i eat Naga Jolokia´s for fun",.. to which the lady just jkinda gave me a WTF face (as she seriously had no f***ing clue about what i said) and vanished shortly into the kitchen,.. Evil witch like laughs were heard,.. 5 minutes later she brought us the food, a piling hot dish of wursts smothered in ****ing hot sauce with two Brötchens,.. Being the reliable idiot i am i took the first chunk, First it was o.k, tastes rather nice, sweet test, nice wurst flavour and then in a microsecond that changed to OMFG please help me, shoot me, Argggg !!! I then just gobble the **** up as fast as possible from there on,... followed by a few sporadic thoughts of standing up, buying something to drink, trying to articulate like a normal human being and then loosing every contact to reallity i kinda lost it. My eyes were runng, my nose dripping, i even think i was time wise losing my eyesite and hearing,.. freaky crap tbh,.. after a hour all the main things where gone like the burning etc. but soon feelings from the stomach, lower abdomens were killing me. Hard tobacco if you ask me,..got a nose blead on the way bac to school,.eyesite kept falling out (blurry) but then i finally got back to work and relievied myself with a little of milk and a 0,5 l Cola,... My stomachs still aching. Can´t wait till we do it next week again  Anybody else up to **** like this? Please tell me i´m not all insane on my on !!! 
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03-31-2009, 03:51 AM
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My stomachs still aching. |
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03-31-2009, 03:55 AM
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I ate maddog 357 collectors edition..
http://home.kpn.nl/hulsm107/mad-warning.jpg Later I added a teaspoon on it over my chili con carne, dayummmm. And like Lucky said.. next day was another treat. Twice the fun! www.pepperking.de ;-) |
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03-31-2009, 04:45 AM
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I like the heat. I used to use Daves Total insanity sauce on my baja fresh Dos Manos burrito... The entire bottle....
Now Daves isnt insanely hot... but it builds up especially after a bottle. I had blisters in the roof of my mouth. It tasted good... I used to eat serranos, jalapenos, and even habaneros raw with ranch dressing. I can not do it anymore... because my intestines LIGHT up on fire and I mean its WORSE than the WORST searing gas pains you have ever had... I have searing gas pains PLUS the sensation of a HOT poker/branding Iron in my intestines.  Spicy tastes SO GOOD! But so painful coming out.... After years of spicy foods now I can not have coffee without a meal in my stomach. Coffee will cause me to have massive gas and searing gas pain. Same with indian food... |
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03-31-2009, 06:14 AM
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I'm sure the wurst isn't yet over when it comes out the other end. [rofl] |
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03-31-2009, 11:30 AM
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You know, I've always hated "hot/spicey" food...
But...I never shy away from a dare.... Kinda, like Marty McFly, but I would have smashed the **** out of that Rolls Royce! |
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03-31-2009, 12:26 PM
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I love hot stuff, but some stuff out there seems even beyond me.
Guy eats a Naga Morich : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COOJ4dyCndw |
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03-31-2009, 01:42 PM
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I used to love eating hot stuff, but now I have a bad ulcer from doing it so I usually dont go beyond the wild sauce somewhere like buffalo wild wings. I used to work with a bunch of mexicans who thought it was funny that I loved hot stuff so they would bring me peppers to eat all the time. A habanero didnt faze me at one point but I get sick and puke now whenever I eat something that hot.
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03-31-2009, 05:54 PM
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Well for those who care (i hope nobody)
The Currywurst of yesterday has just left my body, desryoed i, and devastating everything and anything in it´s way. At this moment i am sitting on a donut cushion, praying for the poor creatures in the sewage who will have to deal with this toxic **** in a few minute ,.. Godspeed my friends,.. ffs, i can hear it eating its was through the toilet and piping right now giving of a brutal "zisshhhing", with lots of resemblance to the Alien movies , after there acid like blood dripped on something. [shocked] zishssshshhhhh [shocked] What have we learned from all this, practice makes a master => next week i´ll be fillming my pain and agony for you guys. - Parental viewing is advised. tke my post with a hint of salt Now excuse me while i go stuff some ice cubes up my poop shoot. |
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03-31-2009, 06:08 PM
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03-31-2009, 06:20 PM
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I love hot stuff, but some stuff out there seems even beyond me. |
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03-31-2009, 07:50 PM
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Well for those who care (i hope nobody) I am not having that wurst....... |
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03-31-2009, 09:24 PM
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03-31-2009, 09:41 PM
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you need to record your facial expressions and the pain sounds you make during the final stages next time...
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03-31-2009, 11:45 PM
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you need to record your facial expressions and the pain sounds you make during the final stages next time... Atm there are 4 of the hottest chillis growing in my Garden, Naga Jolokia, Red Savinas, Habanero´s and choclate habaneros,.. Im just waiting to turture myself infront of a giant publikum. Keep your eyes open. |
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03-31-2009, 11:47 PM
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[rofl] |
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04-01-2009, 03:12 AM
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I´m actually going to do that ! |
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04-01-2009, 04:41 AM
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