[exiceJetLip]

Got my first ever scammer saying that I've inherited $8.5million.

friend, I crave your indulgence for
the unsolicited nature of this letter, but it was borne out
of desperation and current development. Please bear with me.
My name is Mr. Suleman Muhammed auditor of Bankin
burkina faso of africa , i discovered existing dormant
account for 5years. I seek your consent to present yourself
as the next of kin of the deceased. As an auditor in the
bank I will use my position in the bank to help you stand as
the next of kin to the deceased, so that the proceeds of
this account valued at $8.5million dollars can be
transferred to you,and 40 will been for you while 50 is for
me than 10 will map out for any expensence that occure
during the trnsaction, Now I want an
account over seas where the bank will transfer this fund.
Now my questions are:- 1. Can you handle this
project?....... 2. Can I give you this trust

Now, I need ideas of what to write back to him. I'm gonna seriously waste his time. [thumbup]

[Bymnbypeten]

Ask him to send you $5000 to open a swiss account where all the funds should be "safely deposited"

[WordofViagra]

Just go along with it...

and remember...

1) Trust is important.
2) You can handle it.
[yawn]

See what he has to say

[flopay]

Got my first ever scammer saying that I've inherited $8.5million.



Now, I need ideas of what to write back to him. I'm gonna seriously waste his time. [thumbup]

Oh! Man you have to send this to "thoughtless" he will be kicking himself if he misses out on this chance in a lifetime. [dots]

[movlabs]

Tell him all you have of value right now is dairy cow and you are shipping it to him as a deposit until you save up the money.

[domeffire]

Tell him all you have of value right now is dairy cow and you are shipping it to him as a deposit until you save up the money.

yeah try to milk the situation as much as possible

[MilenaMKB]

Oh! Man you have to send this to "thoughtless" he will be kicking himself if he misses out on this chance in a lifetime. [dots]

you sir have awesome jokes

[domeffire]

you sir have awesome jokes

sooo eh have you sealed The deal ?

[drexigordiche]

i get the feeling most of these scams would be more succesful if the number involved was more like a few thousand. but its all ways trillions of dollars!