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Old 03-20-2008, 06:07 AM   #21
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I still have not passed out.

I am now taking shots of vodka until I do.

This better work.
If you weren't really sick before, you certainly will be now. Chill and give the alcohol some time to work into your system. Wait atleast 10 minutes after every shot before you take another or you'll feel worse tomorrow morning than you did today. And don't you dare pass out before being so drunk you type at the level of a man without fingers.
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Old 03-20-2008, 06:12 AM   #22
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Little Update for you:

I have drank about 1/2 the the concoction and am feeling the effects.

I plan to finish the rest and pass out. I will keep you updated as the events unfold.
I still have not passed out.

I am now taking shots of vodka until I do.

This better work.
You don't have to pass out on it, that was not the idea behind his advice he gave you.


Secondly, put yourself on youtube man. I'd love to see it all LOL.
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Old 03-20-2008, 06:15 AM   #23
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Procedure:
  • Dump out 1/3 if the bottle of Ginger Ale
  • Top off the bottle with the JD
  • Drink it
  • Go to bed with a bunch of blankets on
  • Sweat it out
Where'd you get the 'pass out' step from that procedure?


[rofl]
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Old 03-20-2008, 06:42 AM   #24
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What's the Ginger Ale for?
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:04 AM   #25
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What's the Ginger Ale for?
his friend probably thought he wasnt man enough to drink it neat
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:37 AM   #26
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What happen to normal cold medicine like nyquil (or Tylenol or something!)
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:40 AM   #27
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Ummm, given that the alcohol will dehydrate your system you should probably drink a few glasses of water before you pass out.

Alcohol + sweating + passed out != lots of fluids which are necessary for your body to defeat the cold.

Other than that, I'll give it a shot next time I'm sick.
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:53 AM   #28
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Since it has been a couple of hours since our last update I'd assume he passed out with a terrible hangover on the horizon.
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:10 AM   #29
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Update:

I just slept with two blankets on for almost exactly 2 hours.

I woke up in wet bed sheets, so i am no sure whether I "sweat it out": or if I pissed myself.

But all in all, I do "feel" better. I mean, the headache felt due to intoxication, is not as bad as the headache due to congestion.

I recommend this remedy.
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:14 AM   #30
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Ive been sick with a fever for a week... Ive been sweating to death every night... im still sick.
Get some liquor in you, buddy. De-nature those ******* enzymes.
you should probably drink a few glasses of water before you pass out.
I drank over 2 quarts of water since I woke up today.
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:45 AM   #31
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The best thing for a Cold is Cognac! Lots of Navel Oranges (those tasty South African ones)
The best thing for Sore throat is Cognac! And fresh onions! (not at the same time ofcourse... Have the Cognac first so you won't have that onion after taste.... The cognac will sooth the throat and the onions will also disinfect it while priving healthy Vitamin C! Sometimes I slice fresh onions put salt and lemon juice on it... works wonder. Get double the Vitamin C!
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Old 03-20-2008, 06:50 PM   #32
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Best cold remedy that works for me is a large chicken kebab with ton's of hot chilli sauce and then drink several pints of cold guinness whilst eating the kebab, because the chilli usually turns me into a fire breathing (welsh) dragon.

Its pretty good for cleaning out the tubes too.

Johnny Cash and "ring of fire", certainly comes to mind the next morning! [rofl]
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Old 03-20-2008, 06:58 PM   #33
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my pepper spray sauce. around a million SHU but it gives a new meaning to the redneck term S**t fire
the alky works well too. regarding teh wed bed sheets post, if it was pissin yourself, next tiem, pee before crashing
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:45 PM   #34
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Ok well, it is the next morning and I feel fine.

I am a little dehydrated and my breath stinks really bad. But I have a clear sinus, no headache, and no head or chest congestion.

I give the remedy a 10/10. There are wonderfully clumsy effects of this medicine from the time you finish the bottle to the time you fall asleep.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:15 AM   #35
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I don't think you need the liquor. Ive done the "sweat it out" thing just by itself and it works to alot of times.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:59 AM   #36
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A worthwhile experiment nontheless, I say!
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Old 03-21-2008, 09:48 AM   #37
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best way ive found is a shotgun to the nostrils.

clears the ole strils oot proper !

only adverse effects ive noticed is singed eyebrows.
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Old 03-22-2008, 04:53 AM   #38
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I'm finding a home made chilli and a vat of gin and tonic to work pretty well.

Loud music prefered
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Old 03-22-2008, 05:37 AM   #39
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I can't see how alcohol in that amount is of much help. Your body now has to focus energy on processing the alcohol. I know I am tired when I've been really drunk because your body is still working flat out during the night.
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Old 03-22-2008, 06:33 AM   #40
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Thats not a real mans cold remedy, the real man colds remedy was common back in the 1900s, where they would prescribe Heroin as a cough supressant.

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