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**grizolsemn** · 03-11-2007, 05:01 AM

Is your son a computer hacker?
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001...2056.2147.html

This has to be a joke right?

**shkarpet$** · 03-11-2007, 05:12 AM

I'm sorry I was laughing too hard once they got to the 'hacking manuals'. That has to be some kind of joke.

**enfoires** · 03-11-2007, 05:16 AM

OMFG, I really hope that this is a joke. Some of my favorite quotes:

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash". Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. I need an 8800 to hack the pentagon! WTF?

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. I can't even reply to that, LOL.

4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
"Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly I had that book in a college course...

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school. The real bad hackers play Halo

7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour? Let me rephrase that, "Is your son a teenager?"

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. Could have at least spelled Linux right.

I'm sure this is fake. It's just a bunch of made of crap. If it's not fake, this guy should be shot.

**Rqqneujr** · 03-11-2007, 05:17 AM

That's a joke, atleast i hope so.

**CedssypeEdids** · 03-11-2007, 05:22 AM

i take it they are intel fanboys then[thumbup]

**irrehoobe** · 03-11-2007, 05:56 AM

Its been around for ages and they never update it. Look at the date posted, 2001. The site is for over protective, over paranoid parents. Who were adapted as kids in 50's by aliens and were probed in the poop hole too many times. At least thats what their father told them what happened.

[rolleyes]

**soryalomop** · 03-11-2007, 06:03 AM

How does the saying go again ?

"Older than the internet itself"

**hs6KnlcW** · 03-11-2007, 06:09 AM

How does the saying go again ?

"Older than the internet itself"

That was written after Al Gore's career ended.

**Nafheense** · 03-11-2007, 06:26 AM

Read the pages of comments, some of them are hilarious.[rofl]

**QvhhbjLy** · 03-11-2007, 07:44 AM

IM actually pissed off at the ****ing stupidity of these parents. They are so completely ignorant to the truth that it hurts....AHHHHHH

OMG, I need a beer now...

"If your son asks for a processor from a company called AMD, this is cause for alarm, as these cpu's are made in third world countries."

"You should only use trusted internet service providers such as AOL....your child might want to switch to an isp which is "hacker freindly"

Even though this was posted in 2001, this is still soooooo behind the times and ignorant....IGNORANT IGNORANT IGNORANT

These two did it for me [cursing] As a human race we are ubelievably stupid....thats all I have to say

**truttyMab** · 04-10-2007, 09:32 AM

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

omg lmao
[thumbup]

**Garry Hovard** · 04-10-2007, 10:04 AM

IM actually pissed off at the ****ing stupidity of these parents. They are so completely ignorant to the truth that it hurts....AHHHHHH

OMG, I need a beer now...

"If your son asks for a processor from a company called AMD, this is cause for alarm, as these cpu's are made in third world countries."

"You should only use trusted internet service providers such as AOL....your child might want to switch to an isp which is "hacker freindly"

Even though this was posted in 2001, this is still soooooo behind the times and ignorant....IGNORANT IGNORANT IGNORANT

These two did it for me [cursing] As a human race we are ubelievably stupid....thats all I have to say

Its an old old site thats a joke

**MichaelfromSpace** · 04-11-2007, 06:22 AM

Didn't someone make that site up for a college assignment?

**viagsjicguara** · 04-11-2007, 07:07 AM

do we all realise its a joke? some people seem to serious about it...

**Gakeincidoniac** · 04-11-2007, 07:13 AM

do we all realise its a joke? some people seem to serious about it...

Yeah, not sure how people can actually take this seriously, it's so painstakingly obvious it's a wind up.

**bMc8F9ZI** · 05-10-2007, 08:12 AM

Posted: Dec 02, 2001

oh lawd.

**pipojambo** · 05-10-2007, 08:59 AM

This has been posted many times before

Best bits are:

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash" If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface. I love send it back to get a new HDD bit

03-11-2007, 05:01 AM	#1
grizolsemn Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 467 Senior Member	Take a look at this Is your son a computer hacker? http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001...2056.2147.html This has to be a joke right? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-11-2007, 05:12 AM	#2
shkarpet$ Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 354 Senior Member	I'm sorry I was laughing too hard once they got to the 'hacking manuals'. That has to be some kind of joke. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-11-2007, 05:16 AM	#3
enfoires Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 527 Senior Member	OMFG, I really hope that this is a joke. Some of my favorite quotes: Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash". Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. I need an 8800 to hack the pentagon! WTF? If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. I can't even reply to that, LOL. 4. Does your child read hacking manuals? "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly I had that book in a college course... Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school. If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school. The real bad hackers play Halo 7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour? Let me rephrase that, "Is your son a teenager?" 8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"? BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. Could have at least spelled Linux right. I'm sure this is fake. It's just a bunch of made of crap. If it's not fake, this guy should be shot. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-11-2007, 05:17 AM	#4
Rqqneujr Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 533 Senior Member	That's a joke, atleast i hope so. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-11-2007, 05:22 AM	#5
CedssypeEdids Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 692 Senior Member	i take it they are intel fanboys then[thumbup] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-11-2007, 05:56 AM	#6
irrehoobe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 499 Senior Member	Its been around for ages and they never update it. Look at the date posted, 2001. The site is for over protective, over paranoid parents. Who were adapted as kids in 50's by aliens and were probed in the poop hole too many times. At least thats what their father told them what happened. [rolleyes] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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soryalomop Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 617 Senior Member	How does the saying go again ? "Older than the internet itself" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-11-2007, 06:09 AM	#8
hs6KnlcW Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 419 Senior Member	How does the saying go again ? "Older than the internet itself" That was written after Al Gore's career ended. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-11-2007, 06:26 AM	#9
Nafheense Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 517 Senior Member	Read the pages of comments, some of them are hilarious.[rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-11-2007, 07:44 AM	#10
QvhhbjLy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 373 Senior Member	IM actually pissed off at the ****ing stupidity of these parents. They are so completely ignorant to the truth that it hurts....AHHHHHH OMG, I need a beer now... "If your son asks for a processor from a company called AMD, this is cause for alarm, as these cpu's are made in third world countries." "You should only use trusted internet service providers such as AOL....your child might want to switch to an isp which is "hacker freindly" Even though this was posted in 2001, this is still soooooo behind the times and ignorant....IGNORANT IGNORANT IGNORANT These two did it for me [cursing] As a human race we are ubelievably stupid....thats all I have to say Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-10-2007, 09:32 AM	#11
truttyMab Join Date Oct 2005 Location Malawi Posts 392 Senior Member	If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. omg lmao [thumbup] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-10-2007, 10:04 AM	#12
Garry Hovard Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 494 Senior Member	IM actually pissed off at the ****ing stupidity of these parents. They are so completely ignorant to the truth that it hurts....AHHHHHH OMG, I need a beer now... "If your son asks for a processor from a company called AMD, this is cause for alarm, as these cpu's are made in third world countries." "You should only use trusted internet service providers such as AOL....your child might want to switch to an isp which is "hacker freindly" Even though this was posted in 2001, this is still soooooo behind the times and ignorant....IGNORANT IGNORANT IGNORANT These two did it for me [cursing] As a human race we are ubelievably stupid....thats all I have to say Its an old old site thats a joke Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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MichaelfromSpace Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 409 Senior Member	Didn't someone make that site up for a college assignment? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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viagsjicguara Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 458 Senior Member	do we all realise its a joke? some people seem to serious about it... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Gakeincidoniac Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 446 Senior Member	do we all realise its a joke? some people seem to serious about it... Yeah, not sure how people can actually take this seriously, it's so painstakingly obvious it's a wind up. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-10-2007, 08:12 AM	#16
bMc8F9ZI Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 512 Senior Member	Posted: Dec 02, 2001 oh lawd. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-10-2007, 08:59 AM	#17
pipojambo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 502 Senior Member	This has been posted many times before Best bits are: Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash" If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface. I love send it back to get a new HDD bit Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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