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**DeilMikina** · 11-07-2007, 10:41 PM

A full-scale rescue operation was launched after seven college students on a night-time orienteering trek became worried by a herd of cows.

Emergency services were called out on Monday night after the teenagers became stuck on a hill near Swanage, Dorset.

The girls from St Albans had been tasked with using map reading skills to find their way to the nearby adventure centre they were staying in. A Loreto College spokeswoman said the task was run by an "experienced team".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6281910.stm

Im not sure whats more worrying; the fact this is what passes or news or the fact that they were 'worried' by cows....

**Quiniacab** · 11-07-2007, 10:50 PM

How on earth can you be "worried" by a cow??? seriously WTF?

Cow: I got cancer
Student: Ok now I'm worried thanks

**ireleda** · 11-07-2007, 10:54 PM

What did the cops say?

Moooooooooooooooooooove along, nothing to see here

**funnyPasds** · 11-07-2007, 10:54 PM

Bunch of Cowards!

**ireleda** · 11-07-2007, 10:55 PM

Probably just a load of old Bullocks

**funnyPasds** · 11-07-2007, 10:58 PM

Probably just a load of old Bullocks

I herd that too!

**bitymnmictada** · 11-07-2007, 11:00 PM

Uuuuummh don't know about you guys but "cows" can be a serious thing you know [surrender]
it seems they give milk and do BOO [no]

**Quiniacab** · 11-07-2007, 11:04 PM

I herd that too!

Udderly strange report

**funnyPasds** · 11-07-2007, 11:11 PM

Indeed, I was udderly moooooved by their plight!

I mean, holy cow!

**mikaelluioy** · 11-07-2007, 11:15 PM

How on earth can you be "worried" by a cow??? seriously WTF?

They were MAD cows!!! O.O

**neictscek** · 11-07-2007, 11:19 PM

Lots of kids these days probably don't even know what a cow looks like.

**amagmasia** · 11-07-2007, 11:21 PM

OK. Everyone line up so I can kick all of your asses.

What did the cops say?

Moooooooooooooooooooove along, nothing to see here

Bunch of Cowards!

Probably just a load of old Bullocks

I herd that too!

Uuuuummh don't know about you guys but "cows" can be a serious thing you know [surrender]
it seems they give milk and do BOO [no]

Udderly strange report

Indeed, I was udderly moooooved by their plight!

I mean, holy cow!

They were MAD cows!!! O.O

**funnyPasds** · 11-07-2007, 11:24 PM

I'm sorry, we were really milking that story for puns.

**Quiniacab** · 11-07-2007, 11:24 PM

OK. Everyone line up so I can kick all of your asses.

LMFAO [rofl] I literally cried laughing

bwaahahahahhahahahhaha

I'm sorry, we were really milking that story for puns.
Admittedly some of them were a bit cheesy

**rushiddink** · 11-07-2007, 11:46 PM

OK, it was a funny story.

But its pretty clear to me that none of you have ever really spent any time around cows.

They arent as innocent and peaceful as they look on TV.

**neictscek** · 11-07-2007, 11:55 PM

OK, it was a funny story.

But its pretty clear to me that none of you have ever really spent any time around cows.

They arent as innocent and peaceful as they look on TV.

Horses also are clearly planning something big and should not be trusted.

**mikaelluioy** · 11-07-2007, 11:58 PM

I can tell you that I have spent a fair amount of time around cattle and I have to say that cows are nothing to worry about. It's only the bulls that you have to really worry about and I think this paragraph at the end of the report sums it up quite nicely.

"No-one was injured but one teenager who complained of feeling cold was taken to hospital to be checked over by medical staff."

Although I guess they can look quite intimidating.

**DariushPetresku** · 11-08-2007, 12:06 AM

I can tell you that I have spent a fair amount of time around cattle and I have to say that cows are nothing to worry about. It's only the bulls that you have to really worry about and I think this paragraph at the end of the report sums it up quite nicely.

You would take their side Dave Bull.

**Sheefeadalfuh** · 11-08-2007, 12:21 AM

http://www.shagrat.net/Portfolio/cows.swf

**oliverlogo** · 11-08-2007, 02:11 AM

A herd of cows can be very dangerous, especially when they started walking towards you menacingly. I remember a night map reading exercise when i was in the reserve, L86a2 Assault rifle, grenades, full loaded webbing and 50kg rucksack and walking across a cow field with a herd of cows and have them start walking towards meand giving me evil looks, i didn't half leg it and throw myself over the barbwire fence.

11-07-2007, 10:41 PM	#1
DeilMikina Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 609 Senior Member	Students worried by cows rescued A full-scale rescue operation was launched after seven college students on a night-time orienteering trek became worried by a herd of cows. Emergency services were called out on Monday night after the teenagers became stuck on a hill near Swanage, Dorset. The girls from St Albans had been tasked with using map reading skills to find their way to the nearby adventure centre they were staying in. A Loreto College spokeswoman said the task was run by an "experienced team". http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6281910.stm Im not sure whats more worrying; the fact this is what passes or news or the fact that they were 'worried' by cows.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-07-2007, 10:50 PM	#2
Quiniacab Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 509 Senior Member	How on earth can you be "worried" by a cow??? seriously WTF? Cow: I got cancer Student: Ok now I'm worried thanks Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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ireleda Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 584 Senior Member	What did the cops say? Moooooooooooooooooooove along, nothing to see here Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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funnyPasds Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 425 Senior Member	Bunch of Cowards! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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ireleda Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 584 Senior Member	Probably just a load of old Bullocks Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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funnyPasds Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 425 Senior Member	Probably just a load of old Bullocks I herd that too! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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bitymnmictada Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 479 Senior Member	Uuuuummh don't know about you guys but "cows" can be a serious thing you know [surrender] it seems they give milk and do BOO [no] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Quiniacab Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 509 Senior Member	I herd that too! Udderly strange report Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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funnyPasds Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 425 Senior Member	Indeed, I was udderly moooooved by their plight! I mean, holy cow! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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mikaelluioy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 424 Senior Member	How on earth can you be "worried" by a cow??? seriously WTF? They were MAD cows!!! O.O Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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neictscek Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	Lots of kids these days probably don't even know what a cow looks like. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-07-2007, 11:21 PM	#12
amagmasia Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 429 Senior Member	OK. Everyone line up so I can kick all of your asses. What did the cops say? Moooooooooooooooooooove along, nothing to see here Bunch of Cowards! Probably just a load of old Bullocks I herd that too! Uuuuummh don't know about you guys but "cows" can be a serious thing you know [surrender] it seems they give milk and do BOO [no] Udderly strange report Indeed, I was udderly moooooved by their plight! I mean, holy cow! They were MAD cows!!! O.O Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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funnyPasds Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 425 Senior Member	I'm sorry, we were really milking that story for puns. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-07-2007, 11:46 PM	#15
rushiddink Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	OK, it was a funny story. But its pretty clear to me that none of you have ever really spent any time around cows. They arent as innocent and peaceful as they look on TV. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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neictscek Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	OK, it was a funny story. But its pretty clear to me that none of you have ever really spent any time around cows. They arent as innocent and peaceful as they look on TV. Horses also are clearly planning something big and should not be trusted. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-07-2007, 11:58 PM	#17
mikaelluioy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 424 Senior Member	I can tell you that I have spent a fair amount of time around cattle and I have to say that cows are nothing to worry about. It's only the bulls that you have to really worry about and I think this paragraph at the end of the report sums it up quite nicely. "No-one was injured but one teenager who complained of feeling cold was taken to hospital to be checked over by medical staff." Although I guess they can look quite intimidating. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-08-2007, 12:06 AM	#18
DariushPetresku Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 437 Senior Member	I can tell you that I have spent a fair amount of time around cattle and I have to say that cows are nothing to worry about. It's only the bulls that you have to really worry about and I think this paragraph at the end of the report sums it up quite nicely. You would take their side Dave Bull. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Sheefeadalfuh Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 417 Senior Member	http://www.shagrat.net/Portfolio/cows.swf Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-08-2007, 02:11 AM	#20
oliverlogo Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 379 Senior Member	A herd of cows can be very dangerous, especially when they started walking towards you menacingly. I remember a night map reading exercise when i was in the reserve, L86a2 Assault rifle, grenades, full loaded webbing and 50kg rucksack and walking across a cow field with a herd of cows and have them start walking towards meand giving me evil looks, i didn't half leg it and throw myself over the barbwire fence. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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