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Oh. My. God [shocked] [rofl]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm

Backside firework prank backfires

A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.
Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland.

He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.

A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal.

Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

"He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there's huge damage to that particular area."

Mr McDougal added: "Potentially it could have been a fatal incident.

"There's a lot of major blood vessels round that area, so infection would probably be a huge problem for him.

"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as "beyond belief".

[autoloanexpert]

You have to launch it OUT of your ass, not IN it. Everyone knows that!

[Phywhewashect]

"huge damage"

enough to make you wince

[br`lorance]

"huge damage"

enough to make you wince

Maybe he had crabs... is huge lesser than massive?

[Xxmlqevq]

He has watched too many CKY/Jackass/Dirty Sanchez movies/episodes.
Still, a tad entertaining [rofl]

[EtellaObtaite]

Maybe he slipped and fell on the firecracker.

[UvgpXK0J]

Why would you do that? I mean why?, worst thing is now the guy will probably sue the Firework company and get a tonne of money cause they didnt tell him that putting an explosive device in his ass might be dangerous![cursing]

[ValdisSeroff]

You're supposed to put the stick to which the rocket is attached into your ass not the bloody rocket itself!

Oh well, he probably deserved every bit he got.

[NarhozNic]

Darwinian's have to die to be awarded.

[EjPWyPm4]

That's the exact reason I only use launchers that are approved to be used with the anus (like Estes' Brown Eye Launchpad)...

[rionetrozasa]

This is not the first time.

Does anyone remember the actual vid of this happening to someone..

[electmobile]

This is not the first time.

Does anyone remember the actual vid of this happening to someone..

I think the one you might be referring to is the guy who tries to copy the same thing what Steve-o did. Instead of it actually launching, the stick was stuck to his a-hole and the firework's flame just burnt his ass and went boom.

Quite funny.

[lrtoinbert]

ha ha....I was just going to post this article too!

It's funny cause every time I've watched Jackass and saw that little warning at the beginning I always thought "who would be stupid enough to actually try and replicate this". Well, we now have our answer.

If you want to see this trick done right watch the first Jackass movie and wait for the section they do in Tokyo. ha ha

[LindaSmithXV]

ha ha....I was just going to post this article too!

It's funny cause every time I've watched Jackass and saw that little warning at the beginning I always thought "who would be stupid enough to actually try and replicate this". Well, we now have our answer.

If you want to see this trick done right watch the first Jackass movie and wait for the section they do in Tokyo. ha ha

i was just gonna say that since they did it in jackass, its been done so much.

[BPitt]

our local radio station reported this in the news, or at least tried to report this. The newsreader couldn't stop laughing....

[mynaflzak]

Yeah i gotta say it, i know its a controversial subject but Darwin was really on to something

[Fegasderty]

Darwinian's have to die to be awarded.

I don't think so, removing the ability to reproduce also qualifies - something this guy may have managed.

[chuecafressds]

Why would you do that? I mean why?, worst thing is now the guy will probably sue the Firework company and get a tonne of money cause they didnt tell him that putting an explosive device in his ass might be dangerous![cursing]

Unlikely, this is the UK and not the USA, I know we're slowly going litigation mad but I'd still expect a British judge to say "And who exactly stuffed the Firework up your ass numbnuts?"