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Oh. My. God [shocked] [rofl] http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm Backside firework nuisance backfires When he tried to launch a bomb from his base on Bonfire Night a guy experienced inner burns off. Paramedics discovered the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Cat Thunderbolt Rocket stuck inside him, once they joined the picture in Sunderland. He experienced a scorched colon and has become recovering in hospital, where his situation is referred to as secure. A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the nuisance might have been dangerous. Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call saying there was a man who'd a firework in his base and it was bleeding. "He suffered pretty major accidents in the very fact that there's large harm to that specific area." Mr McDougal added: "Potentially it might have now been a dangerous event. "There is of major arteries round that region, therefore disease could possibly be considered a large issue for him. "And also your body normally produces methane gasoline, so mix that with the firework and the exploding impact with methane's flammability - it surely might have been a great deal worse than it actually was." The bizarre prank was described by a spokesman for the Firework Association as "beyond belief."